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  1. Rec 16

    Twist of Date by

    Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug  

    06 Nov 2025

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    Marinette's avoidance of romance (for what she considers "very valid reasons") is challenged when she's set up with a man who seems charmed by her every word.

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    15 Jan 2026

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    Peaceful Snow by

    Fandoms: Kung Fu Panda (Movies)  

    23 Feb 2025

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    Tai lung finds a snow leopard cub immediately after escaping from prison. This changes a lot but will the canon plot win in the end? Follow tai lung while he lives on the run while hauling around a toddler. It’s cuter than I thought it would be.

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    11 Dec 2025

  3. Rec 94

    Boy, Carry That Weight (Up These Stupid Stairs) by

    Fandoms: Kung Fu Panda (Movies)  

    03 May 2025

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    Only when Po held the completed order in his paw did he realize the hand in front of him was not an open palm demanding food. It was a long claw of a digit, pointed directly at him.

    Po’s mind was entirely quiet as he took in the kung fu legend and his shaking yet unerring digit. Or—no, that wasn’t his mind. It was the crowd, struck silent some time ago.

    The bowl in Po’s hand was steaming hot, fresh from the noodle cart.

    …There was only one thing Po was supposed to do with fresh bowls of noodles on the job.

    “Here you go, sir.” Po croak-whispered. “Enjoy.”

    “Thank you,” Oogway smiled, humor and kindness shining in his eyes. The ancient turtle swapped the bowl to his other hand and continued pointing at Po.

    Po blinked at the turtle, uncomprehending. “Do you… want another one?”

    “No, friend,” Oogway chuckled warmly. He took a sip, smacking his mouth thoughtfully. “Actually, yes. But later, I think.”

    Oogway’s staff caught Po’s extended hand and lifted it high.

    “The Universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior!”

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    Po makes it to the Dragon Warrior Tournament. Early. With the noodle cart.

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    10 Dec 2025

  4. Rec 37

    Dragons: Race to Edge by

    Fandom DreamWorks Dragons (Cartoon), How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies)

    19 Nov 2025

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    20 Nov 2025

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    The Fisherman by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug  

    30 Nov 2025

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    ‼️REMAKE POSTED‼️

    Link is in the latest chapter.

    When push comes to shove, Marinette Dupain-Cheng lets her ex-friends have a taste of their own medicine.

     

    Or; Marinette passive-agressive, coquette diva AU inspired by Feralnette

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    23 Oct 2025