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“I think we should pretend to date,” Robin says.
“What?” Steve sputters.
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Eddie Kaspbrak, Office Uncle Extraordinaire by kyaticlikestea
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
14 Jul 2020
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Eddie has a surprising amount of muscle definition going on in the forearm region. Jamie has witnessed, on four separate occasions, someone do a double take at Eddie’s forearm. Karen from HR still bears the nickname ‘Mugbreaker’ after Eddie turned the corner near her office, coming face to face with her just as he rubbed a hand through the hair at the nape of his neck, exposing the wiry flex of muscle between wrist and elbow, and Karen famously dropped a cup of coffee all over the floor. Ergo, either Eddie goes to the gym, or he’s on steroids.
Eddie is the kind of man who keeps a makeshift itemised medicine cabinet in his third desk drawer, with a padlock on the handle, the key for which he keeps in the inside pocket of his suit jacket, and who administers a library style check-out system of medication whenever anyone asks for a Paracetamol.
Eddie is probably not on steroids.
Eddie's coworker finally convinces him to bring his elusive spouse to an office party. It goes about as well as you might expect, which is to say spectacularly.
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who is to say there will not be such endings by theappleppielifestyle
Fandoms: IT (2019), IT - Stephen King
27 Sep 2019
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After returning to Derry for the first time in 27 years, getting his memories back, fighting a demon clown, losing a best friend and the unrequited love of his life - life has returned to normal for Richie Tozier.
He’s kind of pissed about it.
(Or, after months of an ongoing nervous breakdown, Richie gets a chance to go back and fix things.)
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- Part 1 of happily ever afters all the way around
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Stan and Ford have been sailing around the Arctic for months when they end up in Norway to investigate another anomaly. There Stan is faced with an old face he never though he'd see again, let alone in Norway. Having not fully recovered his memories from his time on the streets yet, Stan struggles to recall what kind of relationship he had with this figure from the past, all the while Ford grows more and more hostile towards the man for seemingly no apparent reason. Old insecurities begin to rear their ugly heads, and the older Pines twins are forced to confront their pasts head on.
In other words, Stan and Ford learn how to communicate better through the power of bonding over terrible exes.
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- Part 8 of Broken Teacups
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Snow continues to drift down, a dusting that settles everything in a fine, cold layer. Everything past the front door is white, except for two dots of bright red that just made landfall.
Stanford has just killed his brother.
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Alternatively, This Is Why we don’t answer the door with crossbows. Stanford.