Chaos_Anomaly



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    “Konoha is a village built on teamwork,” Anko begins. The weird makeup guy that came in with Gaara says something about “the pussy village” and gets hit by a rock Naruto definitely didn’t throw. “In the first test, you passed or failed with your team. This test is the same, except we’ll be assigning new teams all around.”

    Naruto finds his team, Fū launching an aerial assault on Gaara, Gaara slapping a half-dozen sand-arms around in the air trying to reach her, and thinks: Huh, for once, I'M not the problem.

    OR: AU where the chūnin exams split up teams between nations to encourage peace, put the Jinchuuriki together for damage control, and accidentally started a war on five-hundred different fronts

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    09 Jan 2026

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    The war was over. Sasuke was still an idiot, but they were mostly getting over that. Everyone else was just trying to get back to some semblance of normalcy in the era after facing the Juubi and losing so much. Hatake Kakashi never wanted to be Hokage, but that's what he became. With that comes enemies.

    During an ambush, Naruto jumps in front of a jutsu that would tear his former sensei's soul from his body. The jutsu begins to tear Kurama away instead. In a desperate bid to save both his and Naruto's life, Kurama does something almost as unpredictable as his host. He tries to send them back in time a day. This would have worked fine, except Kurama might have...overshot things a bit.

    Oh, wow, is that a chibi Naruto running around? What year is it again?

    Jiraiya begins hearing rumors of a man called the "Lost Uzumaki" that has made a seismic debut on the shinobi world stage. The only thing is that S-class nin don't just pop out of nowhere...usually. Jiraiya is sent to track down the nin and determine his loyalties. His new life depends on a good impression. The good thing is that Uzumaki Naruto's true superpower is his ability to talk even the most unwilling into submission. Meet Uzumaki Kuniharu!

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    08 Jan 2026

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    Due to a program created by the peace talks between Konoha and Suna, children of these village’s ninja academies are encouraged to interact through letters. Two seemingly opposites, Uzumaki Naruto and Gaara, get paired to exchange correspondence. But they will find out they have more in common than they thought.

    A Pen Pals AU in canonverse.

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    07 Jan 2026

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    He wondered if Kunikida had noticed it. The split second hesitation when he turned, the almost imperceptible stutter in his voice when he so casually revealed the sickening truth.

    "Why are you arranging the meeting with them?!"

    "Because I used to be in the Port Mafia. Did I not tell you? My bad."

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    02 Jan 2026

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    Kunikida thought today would be simple: a calm morning date, a cup of coffee, and absolutely nothing dramatic.
    Instead, he found himself in a couple’s café, blushing over shared food and Dazai being Dazai, while his former students crouched outside whisper-screaming about whether their strict, rule-bound teacher was actually on a date.
    Between seafoods, sunlight, and an increasingly unhinged stakeout, somehow, impossibly, he didn’t mind at all.

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    Another reunion fic, this time with Kunizai shenanigans!

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    02 Jan 2026