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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    Kurama was an old god. He had seen many things, outlived so many. It would be fair to say he’s seen it all. Yet, the world still has more to offer him when a certain blond shows up with his biologically impossible son, asking him to take care of it of all things.

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    23 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 23

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    Naruto isn't quite sure how it came to this.

    Well, he does know how, obviously, but even then, he can't quite grasp it.

    Kakashi looks at him with something akin to pain in his eyes. Naruto can almost taste it in the man's chakra. Not pain. Guilt.

    "Nee, Dog-san, can you please let me go?" He tries. He has to try. Needs to.

    He sees Kakashi's mask moving as he opens his mouth to speak, but no words come. Instead, his sensei lifts the hitai-ate covering his left eye, the Sharingan red shining in the dark shade of the trees.

    "I am sorry, Naruto." The jounin takes a fighting stance, kunai in hand. "I can't let you leave."

    He knew he couldn't. Naruto was a possession of Konoha. Something to be owned. A shield to protect. A sword to wound.

    Naruto felt the familiar warmth of Kurama's chakra, the red fury it contained. He let it take over.

    Just a little. Just for a moment.

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    23 Apr 2026

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    The Yondaime Hokage was officially known to have the shortest reign in the history of all Hokage's, and non-officially known as having the most gruesome death. 'Ripped apart by the Kyuubi's tails' was right next to 'forceful extraction of Biju' and 'stray Uzumaki decides to fuck with you' on most shinobi's please-oh-God-don't-let-me-die-like-this list.

    But here's a less official tidbit; Namikaze Minato's body was never recovered, not close to Uzumaki Kushina's cooling body nor his wailing son. Konoha was left to bury an empty casket, and his guards plus a little scraggly teenager with a shock of grey hair were left only with his kunai to mourn.

    So it quite understandably causes a ruckus when the same dead Yondaime suddenly pops up 12 years after his supposed death.

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    22 Apr 2026

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    It settles in Sasuke then— the world is safe from Kaguya, from the Akatsuki and Zetsu and all the other major players at be. There’s nothing left for Sasuke to do but live, and, well, he really fucked that up the first time when he was living entirely by his whims.

    Now— now he lives for this little boy who is both his old friend and yet will never be him, will never experience the pain and strife and upending loneliness that Sasuke knows his Naruto felt day in and day out for years.

    This little boy will know love— even if Sasuke has to chip away at whatever that actually means day by day.

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    Sasuke spitefully time travels to kill everyone and stop the stupid war only to somehow end up an adoptive Dad.

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    22 Apr 2026

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    In which Konoha needs to upgrade their plumbing to be more resistant. (Or, the one where Sasuke and Naruto get genin and maybe someone buys a house.)

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    19 Apr 2026