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Jon Sims, Barista, has everything he ever wanted: a boring coffee shop managerial position, a quirky friend group of disaffected 20somethings, and a will-they-or-won't-they with the village idiot.
Jon Sims, Barista, does not exist.
Jon Sims the Archivist has everything that doesn't exist: a job at a coffee shop full of horrors that wasn't there yesterday, a tip jar full of worms that seem to follow him, and a heteronormative capitalist future where happiness exists without effort.
Jon Sims is dead. Long live Jon Sims. Long Live The Coffee Shop AU.
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Bookmarked by Chronicallyunlucky
02 Apr 2025
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Fic that appears to be an AU where the characters have a little low stakes meet cute and are having a sweet little romance, only for it to be revealed that no, this is in-universe and they both have amnesia and all the other characters are trying to find them and are losing their fucking shit
#theres literally a tma fic like this #character gets teleported a normal coffee shop au #then partway through is revealed to actually be an illusion created by a fear domain #and became commentary about how sometimes #the scariest thing is losing your soul piecemeal by a life that isnt dangerous #but isnt happy #its called Theater of the Absurd by yellow_caballero
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So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
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Bookmarked by Chronicallyunlucky
17 Feb 2024
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(MINORS DNI)
(BE VERY PRETTY AND READ TAGS<3)
Not long ago, you and Vox had a fling. It didn’t last long, short lived for you but he acted like a pissy baby about it. Whatever, until you heard about a ‘Modeling call’ to the Vees tower, leading you backing into their lives but now into Valentino’s life. Val always watched you from afar, never getting close for Vox sake, but now, what’s stopping him? And you practically lead yourself straight to his trap.Bookmarked by Chronicallyunlucky
15 Feb 2024
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One Helluva Broken Day by TheSilentAssassin
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), SCP Foundation, SCP - Containment Breach
21 Jul 2022
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The Foundation failed. As far as I'm aware, humanity is gone. Transformed by the light. The only reason I'm still alive is this power that some D-Class passed on to me right before he was pulled outside. Above me the voices of those I loved cry out for me to join them in the sun, and below remains whatever creatures the Foundation contained that were smart enough to NOT run outside when hell broke loose. Some of them don't even want to kill me anymore. Doesn't make us friends.
All I have left is reading. Being the only person left I guess makes me the highest ranking Foundation member, and as such I have complete access to all files this facility has on the SCP's.
So I read. Every SCP entry I can get my hands on, every note these researchers left, directives from the O5 Council that would normally be trapped with memetic kill agents that were now open to me, trying to figure out how to control this "Spiral Gestalt" through this journal that the D-Class left me, anything to distract me from the fact that all I'm doing is waiting for the end.
So when some red skinned assholes appear out of nowhere complaining that one of MY books is somehow fucking with theirs, I may have overreacted a little.
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Bookmarked by Chronicallyunlucky
14 Feb 2024
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Zed didn’t ask to be a star. Zed didn’t ask to carry all of Zombietown on his shoulders.
He never wanted the popularity, or the scholarships. He didn’t even want to go to college in the first place.Zed certainly didn’t ask to have a UFO fall from the sky. Yet here he is, finding it near impossible not to fall in love with the Alien shapeshifter who just crash landed into his lonely little world. An Alien with the universe caught in her blue eyes, and a seemingly perfect place in his lonely heart.
(Alien!Addison) (zeddison!)
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- Part 1 of Starchild AU
Bookmarked by Chronicallyunlucky
03 Oct 2023