11 Works by CipherCifear
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“Hold it like like I showed you-- no not like that you fuckin’ idiot. Christ. It’s always baby steps with you aint it? Fuckin’-- Dirk. You show the lil’bitch how it’s done.”
Dave is slower on the uptake. He’s smaller than Dirk and he tends to hesitate when it matters. Really he's just trying to teach his little brother the ropes before Bro looses his temper, the prey shouldn't be so fucking conceited and think its all about them. It's really not.
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Strider Serial Killers AU
Bro adopts his two nephews, Dirk and Dave, and teaches them how to hunt and kill. Dave still is learning but he's finding his rhythm. Or at least Dirk thinks so.
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Imagine if Tom had been buried under the rumble and couldn't get out in time to shoot Tord down from the sky in his mech. How would that change things?
Time passes and the Red Army begins to take over. Nation by nation falls to Red Leader's might.
And what do our Trio do?
Nothing.
Tord will come to them in the end and it can be dealt with then. Right? That's how they solved every other problem that has been thrown their way. So it will surely work this time around as well?
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The story of what happened if Tom never shot Tord down, Red Leader's conquering of the world, and how Edd, Matt, and Tom were forced to fight back.
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- Part 1 of Revolution and Mutilation
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Statement of Dirk Strider by CipherCifear
Fandoms: Homestuck, The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
20 Feb 2020
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Archivist: Statement of Dirk Strider, regarding the disappearance of his younger brother and subsequent death of his older brother. Statement given December 3rd--
[THE AUDIO GLITCHES. THE YEAR IS NOT HEARD.]
Audio recorded by Jonathan Sims, The Archivist.
Statement begins.
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Eridan, still pinning after his long dead moirail, is told by his kismesis, to go buy a pet and cheer himself the fuck up or she's dumping him.
He goes to The Alternian Pet Corporation, not expecting to find anything worthy of his time and is shocked to find something that actually manages to break the ice over his heart, just a little bit.
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A short one shot about Bro. Written as a request about how Bro's side of the story went. Looks at Bro and Dave's interactions and Bro's twisted psyche. There is some fighting in it but not anything hugely graphic or violent.
Bro has some control issues and power trips.
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- Part 1 of Strider's Schadenfreude
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Mental Reflections and Jail Time are the Same Thing by CipherCifear for Elverith
Fandoms: Homestuck
13 May 2019
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Bro Strider has been in an out of jail his whole life. Some of the offenses he is proud of, some of them he'd rather forget, rather leave them locked away in the back of his mind. Because if he thinks about the past then he'll have to face the person who is now:
and he isn't sure he'd like to face the truth.
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- Part 2 of Strider's Schadenfreude
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The Chaperone's finale moments as he watches the grub he raised is tortured and killed before his eyes....
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Alt. Universe with bloodswaps. Signless is the Emperor and Dualscar is a jadeblood who found a mutant grub long ago. But that's background information, this tale is about his end.
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The Grand Highblood has been conversing with trolls online and one particular troll sets off a memory from long ago.
He thinks of the shitblood with wings and remembers fondly...
He regrets killing that mutant bastard.
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I am so sorry I don't post anymore. I am trying to fix that.
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Tord needs a way to calm down from the stresses of war and general torture of prisoners isn't cutting it anymore.
Then one day he sees a POW who happens to look like Tom, only with shockingly blue eyes and realizes a perfect way to blow off steam.
He just needs to remove one little issue first...
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This originally was going to be a middle chapter in Ready For a Revolution but it didn't fit in with the tone at the time, so rather then delete it (I wrote four pages, hell no am I erasing that work) I just quickly finished it up and decided to at into a side story.It can be read as a stand alone piece or as something that was going on during chapters 10-13.
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- Part 2 of Revolution and Mutilation
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A Million Fish In The Sea by CipherCifear for Izaya's_ass
Fandoms: Eddsworld - All Media Types
22 Jun 2017
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Paul is stuck in a boring fishing town till one day the dread pirate king Red Leader, renders it to ash. From there he becomes one of the crew, one of the most loyal in fact, earning the title quarter master.
The one day a boarding goes wrong and Paul is lost at sea, unable to swim. He thinks that this is how he dies.
Instead he is saved by a rather handsome man... or perhaps man-fish would be a the better word.
Paul isn't sure what to call him.------
A one shot Paultryck, mermaid AU.
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How The Mad King Became by CipherCifear
Fandoms: Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
14 May 2015
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The story of how Ryan became The Mad King and what followed after. Violence and Character death in later chapters. UPDATE NOTE: Parts of the story are being edited and changed slightly. SECOND UPDATE NOTE: story on pause till new work us done"