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to hands between legs, to whatever it takes by masterofmatchbox
Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)
06 Jan 2026
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“Do you want to hear me fucking complain? Huh? Do you? Because I can complain if you want me to complain. I haven’t had a reasonable shower since they put this cast on me, it takes me five minutes to get up or down this stupid ladder, I can’t write, I can barely type, I’ve ruined half my shirts eating with my left hand, and I can’t fucking jerk off!”
“Oh my God, really? That’s what you’re so bitchy for? You haven’t come in two weeks? Nursey, I’ll jerk you off myself if you’ll shut the fuck up!”
or: dex, nursey, a sports injury, and a terrible handjob that progresses into a sicknasty blowjob
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15 Jan 2026
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“This junior pays respect to Sect Leader Jiang.” Lan Jingyi clasped his hands and saluted. “This junior dares to trouble Sect Leader Jiang for a moment.”
Despite being distracted hiding his nausea, Jiang Wanyin greeted back and met Lan Jingyi’s gaze briefly to show he’s listening.
“Sect Leader Jiang, I can travel on my own now! Can I finally adopt you?”
Lan Jingyi is jealous of Lan Sizhui’s family and tries to adopt Zewu-jun and a tired Sandu Shengshou as his parents. Sect Leader Lan was easy, Sect Leader Jiang on the other hand…
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15 Jan 2026
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What better way to blow off steam than to let your mate chase you down and ravage you in in the ruins of Castrum Kremnos?
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14 Jan 2026
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Challenged and conquered by Amethyst_Lightsphere
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
01 Jul 2025
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As an Alpha, Mydeimos had to deal with all the things that came with his status: being stereotyped as aggressive, omegas vying for his attention, and the rut cycle. Of all the three, only the last one was a touch more bearable, because he had Phainon. The white-haired Alpha was both demanding and eager to please, just the right charm that hooked in the crown prince.
Thus, the moment Phainon offered to help with his incoming cycle, Mydeimos accepted without any caution for the hero’s less-than-normal ideas. Opened his arms after Parting Hour to welcome the man into his quarter.
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- Part 5 of myphaiweek2025
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13 Jan 2026
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A Spells enchantment by yunhewexing
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, greek - Fandom
20 Oct 2025
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The disappearance of Jiang Wanyin was a shock to the cultivation world, with his disciples refusing to accept a new sect leader, his still estranged brother falling into a state of panic and everyone left in wonder.
But when a mysterious girl appears, her intentions set on destroying Yunmeng-Jiang, a man appears. Dressed in fine silks that cover him all over, a veil drapped over his face and a dozen of bangles and bracelets hanging from him a fight begins. Yet it is not the usual fight between two cultivators, no - this is a fight between two of their own path.
[Jiang Cheng being a sassy witch is the main plot]
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13 Jan 2026