ColorfulJellyfishObservation



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    “Did you say someone got this for you?” Shang Qinghua asks incredulously. They’re easily three sizes apart. “Someone got you a cardigan in this size? Who?”

    Mobei Jun clears his throat. “You don’t know them.”

    Shang Qinghua is immediately concerned. And very, very appalled. “Have they seen the width of your shoulders? Have they- Have they seen your muscles? How the hell can they think that you would fit into this?!” he demands, scowling. “This is an insult! I will not stand by this! Did you punch them? I hope you punched them. I hope you punched them, and then took this very nice cardigan off them.”

    Mobei Jun blinks at him. “Is there- Is there something wrong with my shoulders?” he asks.

    (Or, the one where Mobei Jun awkwardly courts Shang Qinghua with gifts that he 100% did not prepare, nope, not him, he just found them by the road.)

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    19 May 2026

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    AU based on The Dreamer in the Spring Boudoir (familiarity with that story's not required).

    Wherein Shen Yuan transmigrates into a harem intrigues romance novel (gay edition), Yue Qingyuan really fucks up, Liu Qingge is not suitable for his job, and no one even remotely sees Luo Binghe coming.

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    18 May 2026

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    “If the body can’t warm up, then things get uh, b-bad?”

     

    Mobei-jun cuts him a look that’s made for slaughter. “What does that mean?”

     

    “A-ah, it’s called hypothermia, my king.”

     

    “And you die once it happens.”

     

    Again, not a question. “You can.” When Mobei-jun makes an absolutely terrifying face, Shang Qinghua hastens to add, “But not instantly! Y-you can actually recover from it, if the hypothermia doesn’t progress too far.”

     

    “How far?” Mobei-jun growls.

     

    “There are f-f-f-five stages,” Shang Qinghua shivers out, lips numb. “The fifth stage is death.”

     

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    Shang Qinghua and Mobei-jun have their spiritual powers sealed before getting dumped in a white-out snowstorm. Mobei-jun quickly learns that humans are far more susceptible to the cold than he thought.

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    17 May 2026

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    Shang Qinghua tries to divorce Mobei Jun. It goes as well as you'd expect.

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    16 May 2026

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    Sure, he could ad-lib this. Wei Wuxian nodded. “The agreement. Yes, the agreement! Where I…don’t call you handsome?”

    The man stared again. “You do not need to call me ‘husband’, either."

    Wei Wuxian nodded seriously, though inwardly, he was kind of shocked. What kind of a marriage was this?
     
     

    or, wwx transmigrates into an a/b/o universe where he is lwj's spouse

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