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i can't believe you bought that by sarahyyy
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Dec 2020
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“Did you say someone got this for you?” Shang Qinghua asks incredulously. They’re easily three sizes apart. “Someone got you a cardigan in this size? Who?”
Mobei Jun clears his throat. “You don’t know them.”
Shang Qinghua is immediately concerned. And very, very appalled. “Have they seen the width of your shoulders? Have they- Have they seen your muscles? How the hell can they think that you would fit into this?!” he demands, scowling. “This is an insult! I will not stand by this! Did you punch them? I hope you punched them. I hope you punched them, and then took this very nice cardigan off them.”
Mobei Jun blinks at him. “Is there- Is there something wrong with my shoulders?” he asks.
(Or, the one where Mobei Jun awkwardly courts Shang Qinghua with gifts that he 100% did not prepare, nope, not him, he just found them by the road.)
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I Wish You Were My Husband by Feynite
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngshiù
21 Feb 2019
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AU based on The Dreamer in the Spring Boudoir (familiarity with that story's not required).
Wherein Shen Yuan transmigrates into a harem intrigues romance novel (gay edition), Yue Qingyuan really fucks up, Liu Qingge is not suitable for his job, and no one even remotely sees Luo Binghe coming.
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Cold Hands, Warm Heart by Zizzani
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Feb 2022
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“If the body can’t warm up, then things get uh, b-bad?”
Mobei-jun cuts him a look that’s made for slaughter. “What does that mean?”
“A-ah, it’s called hypothermia, my king.”
“And you die once it happens.”
Again, not a question. “You can.” When Mobei-jun makes an absolutely terrifying face, Shang Qinghua hastens to add, “But not instantly! Y-you can actually recover from it, if the hypothermia doesn’t progress too far.”
“How far?” Mobei-jun growls.
“There are f-f-f-five stages,” Shang Qinghua shivers out, lips numb. “The fifth stage is death.”
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Shang Qinghua and Mobei-jun have their spiritual powers sealed before getting dumped in a white-out snowstorm. Mobei-jun quickly learns that humans are far more susceptible to the cold than he thought.
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Husband (Imaginary) by diamondbruise
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Oct 2021
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Shang Qinghua tries to divorce Mobei Jun. It goes as well as you'd expect.
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Write It on My Neck by diamondbruise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Aug 2022
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Sure, he could ad-lib this. Wei Wuxian nodded. “The agreement. Yes, the agreement! Where I…don’t call you handsome?”
The man stared again. “You do not need to call me ‘husband’, either."
Wei Wuxian nodded seriously, though inwardly, he was kind of shocked. What kind of a marriage was this?
or, wwx transmigrates into an a/b/o universe where he is lwj's spouse
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