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  • J vs Uncaffeinated Scientists by CyberFemme for ConKitten

    Fandoms: Alien Series, Alien vs Predator (2004), Alien Quadrilogy (Movies), Aliens vs Predators Series - Various Authors, Predator Original Series (1987-1990), Predators (2010), The Predator (2018)  
    • Teen And Up Audiences
    • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, No Archive Warnings Apply
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    03 Aug 2023

    Tags
    • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
    • No Archive Warnings Apply
    • J the Janitor
    • Weyland-Yutani Corporation - Character
    • Original Human Character(s)
    • Original Yautja Character(s)
    • gender neutral main character - Character
    • Rated T for profanity
    • Also for violence in later chapters
    • possibly
    • this is what happens when the coffee maker breaks
    • Coffee
    • Caffeine
    • Caffeine Addiction
    • Caffeine Withdrawal
    • Sleeping on the job
    • gotta be honest - there are a lot of assholes in this chapter
    • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
    • Falling Asleep on the Job
    • flaking out on work
    • Mentions of Pregnancy
    • Impregnation
    Summary

    AKA: J and The Week From Hell

    Normally, the coffee machine in the scientist break room was easy to 'fix' - only needing to be refilled and turned back on.

    Of course, normally, no one tries to do J's job in an attempt to look 'cool'...

    Series
    • Part 12 of Shenanigans of a Weyland-Yutani Janitor
    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    3
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