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    Hermione reaches out to the mysterious owner of Silverleaf Apothecary for help when she realizes a deadly, magic-stealing pandemic is upon the Wizarding world. Severus Snape disappeared from Wizarding society fourteen years ago after he'd recovered from his injuries. Now Hermione is trying to drag him back into it. He agrees to assist, but only if she quarantines at his home while they work on the project together. As they discover ways to treat the illness, Snape realizes he might not be so solitary, and Hermione gets to know the man behind her former professor.

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    27 Dec 2025

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    Absolutely wonderful!

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    Doran, ruling prince of Dorne, arrives in King's Landing to discuss the proposed betrothal of his son Prince Trystane to the King's sister, Princess Myrcella.

    His entourage arrives at the doors of the throne room JUST in time to see Meryn Trant tear Sansa Stark's gown open and beat her with his sword.

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    16 Jun 2024

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    Blew me away. I could not stop reading this. It's such a compelling story. So beautifully written and well thought out that it doesn't even matter that it's unfinished.

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    Butter makes everything better, her mother always said.

    Or: The Baking Thing

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    29 Feb 2024

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    Thegoodbutter writes so beautifully and I absolutely couldn't let this fic go. Read it twice back to back. 10/10 pure perfection.

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    Bandaged, ill and close to death, notorious outlaw Arthur Morgan is delivered to the rural home of Miss Kathryn Vallier in the dead of night. Propriety and morality dictate that neither can act on the undeniable pull they feel towards one another despite the difference in their ages and stations. But when circumstances send them fleeing across the country together, the loneliness and wildness make it much harder to respect the lines drawn in the sand.

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    24 Feb 2024

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    So good! Highly recommend!

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    A broody managing editor. A bubbly editorial assistant. One office, two coffee pots, and a shortage of staples.

    We've read this story before.

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    24 Oct 2022

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    Complete with all the modern amenities I love in a fic: discussion of literature, music, fashion, and travels. Oh and don't let me forget the New Girl references!!! Amazing characterizations, lots of plot and lots of smut, and very realistic descriptions of feelings. Love, love, love. The secondary ginger rose is chefs kiss, too!