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    When Harry Potter, freshly four-hundred (or so) years old, came to this world, he had not been expecting to fall deeply in love with the dashing gentleman that routinely visited the café from where he drank his tea.

    Of course, that was not to imply that Harry would do less than his utmost to woo the object of his sincerest affections.

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    The Bats were in agreement: whoever this "Harry Potter" was, they didn't like him. At all. Who'd this twenty-something year old think he was?! Like hell they'd let their Alfred get stolen away from them by some no-good, seducing little punk.

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    29 May 2025

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    Fave crack fic as of May 28, 2025. 10/10 full-bodied laugh every time.