CrispyAutumn
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“It’s just a thrashing, son,” Mal said, like stating the fact of what he intended to do made it better. “You’ll live.”
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Or, Mal and Simon have a chat about how things went down after Kaylee was shot.
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A Day's Honest Work by CrispyAutumn
Fandoms: The Thursday Murder Club Series - Richard Osman
06 Jan 2026
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Connie Johnson was training to be a coke dealer.
If she'd been asked a year ago what her career aspirations were, she probably would've given something like, “what's it to you?” as an answer. That, topped with what was becoming her signature ferocious little grin, would've been enough to scare most enquirers off.
That was probably still the answer she'd give today if asked.
It was just that her eyes had been opened, recently, to the possibilities the world held. She'd had a realization of sorts. That she could aim high, view her present circumstances as training, bear the rough parts with what grace she could scrounge up because, well, you couldn't always escape all the elbows life threw your way, could you?
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Or, an up-and-coming Connie finds herself in a tiny spot of trouble.
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“Hey, hey.” Hopper’s voice was painfully soft. “This... It's not your... It's not your fault. What happened is not your fault. El made her choice. Now it's time for you to make yours. And the way I see it, you got two roads ahead of you.
“You got one road where you keep blaming yourself for what happened. You keep going over it in your head, what you could've done differently. You push people away, and you suffer, because that's what you think you deserve.”
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Or, Mike's torn up about El. Hopper's not gonna let him wallow.
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Circumbendibus by CrispyAutumn for The_Conquering_Weirdo
Fandoms: Enola Holmes (Movies), Enola Holmes Series - Nancy Springer
05 Aug 2025
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“Would it kill you to have tea with your brother?” He asked as he dabbed at the cut with a wad of cotton he'd soaked in antiseptic.
“I came for a physician's treatment, not advice on sensitive familial topics,” Enola replied stiffly. She couldn't help the hiss that escaped between her teeth as he continued to clean her wound.
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Or, Enola and her brother (with some encouragement from Watson) sort out some of their issues.
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Tumbleweed by CrispyAutumn for TheShadowInTheKnight
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
31 May 2025
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“Just what,” Geralt demanded irritably, looking up from where he'd been brushing his horse, “is the matter now?”
“Nothing,” Dandelion sniffed. “Go back to tending Roach.”
“Not until you tell me what's wrong,” the Witcher insisted, running the brush he held through Roach's coat one last time before setting it down.
Dandelion hesitated. Then, “It's of a personal nature.”
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Or, some mishaps are better shared.
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In which John is just a lil less stubborn, doesn't get himself killed, and tries his best to do right by his boys.
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Biscuits, rapiers, and associated misadventures by CrispyAutumn
Fandom: Lockwood & Co. - Jonathan Stroud
11 Apr 2025
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In which everyone is back in Gotham but not everyone is home. The Waynes are desperately trying to change that.
It's just -
("I'm not your son.")
- It's really, really hard.
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- Part 2 of equivalent exchange
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14 Aug 2025
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if she could see you now (she'd be proud) by fizzan
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Hawkeye (TV 2021)
09 May 2025
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“I have not felt invincible lately,” she admits, “or strong.”
Clint’s silent for a moment, then says, “That doesn’t mean you aren’t. Showing up anyway makes you strong in my book. Nat would’ve been proud as hell, you know.”
Yelena swallows hard. “You sound like Bucky.”
It’s meant to tease, to deflect, but she’s sure he hears the tremble in her voice anyway.
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On the fifth anniversary of Natasha’s death, Yelena lashes out, convinced she’s the only one who still cares. When things go too far, she retreats to Clint’s farm, where quiet truths wait to be spoken. Together, she and Clint navigate grief, guilt, and the messy business of learning to trust a team that doesn’t always feel like one.
**contains disciplinary spanking of an adult**
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- Part 3 of and we can build this thing together
- Part 1 of the care and keeping of archers and assassins
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17 May 2025
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As far as the rest of the world is concerned, Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin is a registered Dominant. It's on his driver's licence. It's on his National Insurance card. Hell, it's even on his bloomin' GCSE certificates. And the fact that it's all a load of bollocks is a secret Eggsy had intended to take to his grave.
Course, he hadn't been expectin' a bloody sub-drop to sweep in and knock him on his arse in the wake of the Valentine Massacre. Turns out grief and adrenaline ain't a good combination.
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- Part 1 of Kingsman D/s Universe
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21 Nov 2023
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Blue Divergence by mysterycyclone
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Batman - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies)
27 Nov 2025
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After a moment, Strange finishes his spell, letting out a sigh as he drops his magic. The arc reactor in his hand shimmers with power, both magical and regular, the steady white-blue now accented by shivering, red-orange symbols that gently orbit the metal casing.
“Fancy,” Tony says, reaching out to take it.
Strange pulls his hand back instead and says, “Forgive me, Tony.”
Tony can’t move. He freezes in place, hand twitching above the changed arc reactor. Confusion, followed by shock, followed very quickly by fear driven anger as Tony snap his eyes back to Strange.
Strange meets his gaze and says, “When you find him, ask Tim for help.”
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- Part 4 of Dark Matter Multiverse
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28 Mar 2025
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The mission resets abruptly, from objective: kill to objective: protect
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- Part 1 of Infinite Coffee and Protection Detail
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13 Mar 2025