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    "Is there a reason you're calling this late at night?" Tony asks, worried in spite of himself. "Tell me what's going on, kid."

    “Everything is one-hundred-percent fine,” Peter says. “Seriously, I've never been better. But I should let you know I have about thirty bricks of cocaine in my bedroom. Also, Karen won't let me turn off Instant Kill Mode. Also, Walmart discontinued my special razzleberry pink squeezy lemonade. Which isn't related to tonight's patrol, I'm just bummed about it.”
     
    Or: The five times Instant Kill Mode is activated +1

     

    *Runner-up for the Soothes the Pain Award in the Iron Dad 2021 Creators Awards.*

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    You are cordially invited to the wedding of

    Annabeth Frederika Chase

    and

    Perseus Jackson

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    Bruce, I wasn’t going to invite you but I’ve been reliably informed that Grandma Agatha will haunt me if I don’t. Seeing as you haven’t attended any family weddings and none of the many funerals this family has had in the past decade or so, I’m not expecting you to respond to this letter. If you do read this, pick up your damn phone once in a while, at least then we can let you know when the next funeral is.

    Go to the crows you bastard,

    Annabeth Chase

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    Takes place between chapters 4 & 5 of "Incident Reports" the first fic of this series but it can be read independently.

    When magic itself had gone absolutely haywire, and former champions(?) of magic had been appearing and disappearing on the watch tower, they hadn't expected this also to be how to learned about the enigmatic Captain Marvels past and the just how deep the cost a miracle is. Magic always has a price.

    (Title is from A Handmaids Tale)

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    Claiming that Billy was his son was Captain Marvel’s first mistake; making a bet with Danny was the second. This misstep resulted in using magic to separate his two halves. And now, with a new villain lurking in the shadows, Marvel must protect not only himself but also Billy.

    But Billy is determined not to lose the bet with Danny, even if it appears that he might lose his life instead.

    Danny blinked. “You guys were one person the last time I saw you!”

    “Not anymore,” Billy said, grinning ear to ear. “We figured out a little trick to separate ourselves. Pretty cool, huh?”

    Sequel to “Eating For Two” (but can be read as a standalone).

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    Jason only came back to confront Batman and kill the Joker. His job is done.

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