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Jason stared down at the invitation in front of him in confusion. It had been taped to the front door of the manor, which should have been impossible given the security measures in place around the manor. But here it was all fancy and shining, taunting him on the door.
The security cameras gave him no answers. The cameras could pick up movement at speedster speeds yet nothing had been caught on tape and there was no tampering evident. One second the door was unadorned, the next the invitation graced the door with its presence.
All Jason had wanted was to borrow a book from the family library, now he had an unwanted mystery on his hands. He decided the best solution was to outsource the problem. He took a photo of both sides of the invitation and then sent it to the family group chat. It was no longer his responsibility.
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[the cauldron]
Jason: Weird letter on manor door. Checked the footage and it appeared like magic. Anyone know anything?
Jason: Photo #1
You are cordially invited to the wedding of
Annabeth Frederika Chase
and
Perseus Jackson
on Saturday, the fifteenth of May,
at half after five in the afternoon.
Montauk Beach, New York
Reception to follow
We cannot wait to be with you on our special day!
The wedding dress code is formal and Blue. Weapons are allowed and encouraged.
Please RSVP ASAP if you plan to attend and
include how many of your family will be joining you.
Jason: and the note written on the back:
Bruce, I wasn’t going to invite you but I’ve been reliably informed that Grandma Agatha will haunt me if I don’t. Seeing as you haven’t attended any family weddings and none of the many funerals this family has had in the past decade or so, I’m not expecting you to respond to this invite. If you do read this, pick up your damn phone once in a while, at least then we can let you know when the next funeral is.
Go to the crows you bastard,
Annabeth Chase
Tim: i’ll look over the feeds now
Tim: we need to know if the manor’s security has been breached beyond this
Steph: I think I'm in love. Bruce deserves to be humbled
Steph: tho who the fuck names their kid perseus
Duke: anyone else read the part about weapons
Duke: like do they know about our nightlife?
Cass: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Damian: Who is this Chase woman to insult Father?
Dick: idk bruce did have an aunt Agatha but I don’t remember her last name or if she had any grandkids
Dick: no idea who annabeth or perseus are tho
Dick: Bruce
Dick: Bruuuuuuuuuuce
Dick: Bruce
Bruce: What do you want? I’m with the Justice League right now
Dick: read above
Bruce: …
Bruce: Jason where is the wedding invite now?
Jason: I left it in the cave. now leave me alone I’m reading
Bruce: Family meeting tonight at 9. Attendance is mandatory
Steph: and... he’s gone
Duke: would it kill him to answer our questions normally?
Cass: yes