DemonicHoarde
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Edward Teach is woken up on New Year's Day by a phone call requesting his professional services. The request is just odd enough to pique his curiosity.
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[podfic] Interpreting Clouds by GildedCage (DemonicHoarde) by GildedCage (DemonicHoarde)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
02 Feb 2026
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It's been two weeks and things at the inn are going pretty good. Yeah, it needs a lot of repairs and, yeah, there are too many fucking bugs but, ultimately, things are good. They are together. Nobody's going anywhere. They kiss every morning, they work on the inn together all day and they fuck whenever they want.
Or do they?
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Ed and Stede have a chat about how to tell if your lover is down to fuck. -
Maybe This Time by GildedCage (DemonicHoarde) for YellowMustard
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
14 Dec 2025
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Damage has been done. Serious damage. Physical, emotional, psychological. The unholy trinity of pain.
Ed has a great deal of healing to do. Physical, emotional, psychological. And, as much as he hates to admit it, he just can’t do that without at least some contact with the cause of it all: Stede fucking Bonnet.
As Ed’s scars slowly knit back together, and Stede gets the chance to darn the gaping holes he tore in Ed’s soul, the threads of their lives begin to weave into a skein of something new. Something potentially very fine.
And, who knows?
Maybe this time they’ll both be lucky. Maybe this time Stede will stay.
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A modern AU exploration of the post-Kraken era.
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Ed has been napping in Stede's bed. And Stede is fine with that. Really fine. Good, in fact. Too good, perhaps.
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Ed has been napping in Stede's bed. And Ed's been enjoying it. Really enjoying it.OR
An investigation into the effect of smell on existing attraction
N.B. This is not an Omegaverse fic.
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Interpreting Clouds by GildedCage (DemonicHoarde) for Zuckerbaby_1
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
08 Apr 2025
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It's been two weeks and things at the inn are going pretty good. Yeah, it needs a lot of repairs and, yeah, there are too many fucking bugs but, ultimately, things are good. They are together. Nobody's going anywhere. They kiss every morning, they work on the inn together all day and they fuck whenever they want.
Or do they?
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Ed and Stede have a chat about how to tell if your lover is down to fuck.
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The Kraken and the Unicorn by DemonicHoarde, GildedCage (DemonicHoarde)
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
22 Jul 2023
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Now alone together for the first time in their future inn, Ed and Stede are dizzyingly happy together. Except that they haven't had sex, and Ed can't help but wonder if Stede has stopped wanting him...
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In which two former pirates try going slow once more, until they're both ready for their second first time.
Bookmarked by GildedCage (DemonicHoarde)
02 Feb 2026
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Ed’s seen plenty of folks run a marathon.
He’s also seen plenty of folks walk a marathon.
But he’s never seen anyone race walk a marathon. Until now.
Ed notices the cadence before anything else. It’s all hips. Hips swiveling and dipping like those of a supermodel, if that model were crossing a football field at the same pace the others made it down the catwalk. Arms pumping double time but no bounce in the shoulders—eerily smooth from the chest up. And while on the topic of chest…this might be the broadest chest Ed’s ever seen on an endurance athlete. A luminous pink shirt hugs his biceps, the swell of his tits, the small peaks of his—Jesus. With the rain and the chill, someone’s gonna get an eye poked out.
Ed hopes it’s him.
He doesn’t need both of his eyes.
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This blond guy race walking a marathon is the sexiest person Ed Teach has ever seen. And Ed's...fascinated.
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Bookmarked by GildedCage (DemonicHoarde)
02 Feb 2026
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A man stood before the printer.
No, that wasn’t right. “Man” served to define the heavy mouthbreathers pounding it out at the hotel gym. This was no mere man.
Unholy was the next word that flitted through his addled mind.
But that wasn’t right, either. There was nothing unholy or holy about the vision before him.
Dreamlike fit better. His colours did not match Stede’s dream at all, given that he was swathed in leather and that his hair was a cloud of silver and sable curls. Yet, even at first glance, even though Stede had only clocked his profile, he knew that every aspect of the sight before him matched his waking dreams.
He’d never mentioned leather and long hair to anyone, not even Lucius, his assistant at the bookshop he’d opened following his father’s death, his divorce, and his slow awakenings. Lucius came closest to a best friend, and even he had no idea that, a few months ago, Stede had discovered an author called Blackbeard, taken one glimpse of the photo on the book jacket, and fallen head over heels in—
Love.
And now Blackbeard was here. Standing before him. Looking at the lingerie photos Stede had printed.
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- Part 1 of The Sun of Venice
Bookmarked by GildedCage (DemonicHoarde)
20 Jan 2026
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This is it, Ed’s up early, he’s going to get his morning pages written. Break up the uzhe; don’t sleep in, don’t stay up late, don’t wait until all the research is done.
Though he does need way less research these days. He’s been writing about pirates for a decade, he knows them and their ships down to their bones—and bellies.
Romance, though...
He’ll need some research for that. There’s certainly nothing you could call romance in his own life.
If he’s going to give his two most popular characters, Jeff and Bartholomew, a fluffy story, a hot story, he’ll need inspiration.
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- Part 2 of The Sun of Venice
Bookmarked by GildedCage (DemonicHoarde)
20 Jan 2026
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Love at the Bottom of the World by Steve Bonnet (MartinKBlackwoodESQ)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
02 Apr 2024
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Stede Bonnet runs away to Antarctica to work in a remote weather station. Things do not go as planned.
Bookmarked by GildedCage (DemonicHoarde)
18 Jan 2026