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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    Song Lan finds the source of all his life's agony unconscious and bleeding out by the side of the road.
    Justice demands that Song Lan kill Xue Yang right there for his crimes against Baixue Temple, and the world.
    Killing an unconscious, helpless enemy is a greatly dishonorable act and a betrayal of the values taught by Baixue Temple.
    What is more important? Justice, or honour?

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    06 Jan 2026

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    I like it lots ♥️

  2. Public Bookmark 69

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    So that was fine. He had a soulmate and then lost that soulmate. He'd had two pinkies once and the loss hasn’t ever kept him down. He bounces away from his soulmate like he had from Chang Cian, knowing with utmost certainty their story wasn’t finished.
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    Or, Song Lan rejects his newly found soulmate because he already has a cultivation partner thankyouverymuch.

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    01 Jan 2026

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    Damn 🫡

  3. Public Bookmark 27

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    OR; How Mo Xuanyu found family, a boyfriend, comfort in his own skin, and committed his first murder.

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    29 Dec 2025

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    Dis cute murder fluffy

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    Xue Yang, age 12, makes his way to the Burial Mounds and demands to be taken on as the Yiling Laozu's disciple. Some things change. Some things don't.

    Features dysfunctional found family, Xue Yang Shenanigans of varying severity, and somewhat less tragedy.

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    28 Dec 2025

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    Best thing I ever read in ages, so yummy angsty angy boi

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    “My doctor thinks dual cultivation would help. Sexual dual cultivation.” Nie Mingjue puffs out his now reddened cheeks, “Specifically as the party being penetrated. It — it helps for the energy exchange to be closer to the golden core, apparently.” He clears his throat. “More efficient that way. Theoretically it would have better and faster results than Song of Cleansing.”

    Jin Guangyao’s ears are ringing. He’s distantly aware that his mouth is hanging open. He stares at Nie Mingjue, trying to process if he really just said what he thought he said. Slowly, he turns his head to look at Lan Xichen who — yes, Nie Mingjue definitely just said that, because Lan Xichen’s ears are bright red and he’s blinking rapidly, his own jaw dropped.

    Nie Mingjue is asking to be fucked in the ass. For medical reasons.

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    Three virgins with communication issues attempt to do sex magic. It goes about as well as you might expect.

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    27 Dec 2025

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    Me like the yummies