DisgruntledPelican
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Dad Noah goes on a trip. Dad and Redmond are left at home.
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- Part 4 of Redmond Levy: Very Good Boy
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David really loves Halloween, and Patrick really loves David.
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Maybe David's fear of moths and butterflies has more to do with emotions than it does with actual insects?
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5 Times Dan & Noah Didn't Go On a Date + 1 (Okay, 2 Times) They Did by DisgruntledPelican, Likerealpeopledo, NeelyO, popfly, ships_to_sail, thegrayness, this_is_not_nothing
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek (TV) RPF
01 Jul 2020
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It does what it says on the tin! In other words, this is the story of two adorable, very often clueless Canadian men and the five times they definitely didn't go on a date -- and the two times they most definitely did.
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Redmond enjoys a day spent with his favorite people doing some of his favorite activities.
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- Part 2 of Redmond Levy: Very Good Boy
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Redmond Levy: Very Good Boy by DisgruntledPelican, NeelyO, SparklesMagicLightLove
Fandom Canadian Actor RPF, Schitt's Creek (TV) RPF
14 Feb 2021
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still the best (still an asshole) by pucksandpower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Dec 2025
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Four times Ilya Rozanov reminded everyone exactly who the fuck they were dealing with (spoiler: still an asshole, still elite, still not going anywhere), and one time he didn’t have to be anything except soft.
Or being out didn’t make him nicer. Being married didn’t make him softer. Being older didn’t make him weaker. And being a father? Well. That’t when things get complicated.
(He’s really good at that last part. Don’t tell anyone.)
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Bookmarked by DisgruntledPelican
26 Jan 2026
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First cut is the deepest by GingerBaggins
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Dec 2025
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Ottawa face Montreal away from home ice, and for the first time in eleven years, Shane Hollander is not in red and blue.
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Ilya watches Shane battle his old teammates and fails to stay calm about it.
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- Part 2 of Hollanov Oneshots
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Bookmarked by DisgruntledPelican
26 Jan 2026
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It's the "We didn't even kiss" scene that's all you need to know. The first few hundred words cover scenes we’ve seen (the awards show, the bathroom) and then diverge.
(og title was Teach Me How to Love.)Bookmarked by DisgruntledPelican
26 Jan 2026
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bruises left behind by lanallite
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Dec 2025
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“First, I ravish you,” Ilya murmurs, his lips brushing Shane’s bruised ribs, sending goosebumps rippling across his skin. “Apologize for injury I gave.”
Shane’s breath hitches as Ilya’s hand slides down his body toward his ass. He can barely breathe when that rough fingertip brushes his hole, and it’s not because of the bruised ribs.
“And then?” he asks, voice breathless.
Ilya looks up, eyes dark and heavy with desire. He presses one final kiss to the marred skin before digging his fingers deeper into Shane’s skin, making him gasp.
“And then, I give you new bruises. Better ones to remind you of me.”
or; Ilya feels bad for being rough with Shane on ice… Shane, on the other hand, is kinda into it.
Bookmarked by DisgruntledPelican
25 Jan 2026
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“It was in 2013. The first time, we were in that stupid apartment of yours in Montreal. So many pillows, you hired someone to decorate. I knew it was your first time, like that, with anybody. I wanted to make it good for you so badly. I’d thought a lot about it. I’d planned for it, like I never would have for anybody else I’ve been with. I didn’t expect— I didn’t realize how right it would be. I wanted to stay, I wanted to stay in that bed forever just to hold you.”
“Holy shit,” Shane says.
Ilya sighs, glares at him. “You have got to stop saying that in response to my romantic declarations. Is bad for my nerves.”
Bookmarked by DisgruntledPelican
24 Jan 2026