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    After reluctantly being drawn into a plot against Tokyo Governor Kasumi Seizou, Mugen becomes a bodyguard for the governor's headstrong daughter in order to feed information to his political opponents.

    Or: the shitty reluctant bodyguard AU.

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    21 Jan 2026

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    A comedy of errors, ft. Discord shenanigans, friendship, gay pining and more!!

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    Miles Edgeworth and Maya Fey co-run a Steel Samurai/Evil Magistrate discord server; neither knows who the other is. What happens next will shock you!!

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    09 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 39

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    “I do not make this offer lightly, Princess. I am not fond of sharing, and even less with an enemy of old. But you have shown great valor and love your country, and I believe our union may bring forth an age of peace and prosperity for all the people once subjugated by Hyrule's fist. We will be king and queen, Power and Wisdom, together as one. If you will have it."

    A heartbeat away. An offering of peace. An offering to save her people, to be the shield that they need. To fulfill the very duty she was brought into this world for. All she has to do is say yes.

    Zelda survives her attempt to save Midna's life and finds herself with no choice but to ally with Hyrule's greatest and most dangerous enemy. Ganondorf claims he has no desire to rule over ashes but he remains as enigmatic as ever, haunted by the ghost of a past he refuses to speak of. Hyrule needs a strong hand to guide it, to judge the sins it was built on and teach it to repent, and its true king has arrived, with his gentle queen by his side. Together, the unlikely pair must right the wrongs that came before them and try to create a better future.

    And maybe along the way, they can find healing in each other.

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    26 Nov 2025

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    To bridge the divide between Hyrule and the Gerudo, Zelda launches the Letters of Unity Initiative – a correspondence program meant to foster understanding. She never expects to become captivated by an anonymous and infuriatingly clever "voice from the desert" who challenges her in ways no one else dares.

    Ganondorf joins the initiative to spite Hyrule and mock the fool who dares write to him. But instead of a dull-witted scribe, his mysterious correspondent is sharp-tongued and insightful, drawing him into an irresistible battle of wits.

    While Zelda and Ganondorf become bitter rivals, clashing in an escalating war of aggravation, neither suspects that the adversary they cannot stand is the same person whose letters they secretly cherish. But as their words draw them closer, hiding the truth becomes harder, especially when Ganondorf realizes he’s falling for two women at once: the fiery princess who refuses to yield and the stranger who knows his heart better than anyone.

    When an ancient enemy stirs in the shadows, threatening the fragile peace they’ve fought to protect, the bond they’ve forged in secret may be the only thing strong enough to save their world – if they don’t tear each other apart, first.

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    22 Nov 2025

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    12 Nov 2025