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    A small indulgence now and again never hurt anyone, Zhongli maintains. Though in retrospect, perhaps he had allowed himself a few too many of them. It's regrettable that he had only realized his error when it had come knocking at his door, presenting him with an expense record that would make anyone quail — even the God of Wealth himself.

    “Your expense record this year is nearly ten times your yearly income,” the civil servant tells him. “Could you declare the source of funds for your purchases?”

    After minting a small fortune for the purchase of antiques, Zhongli gets slapped with tax fraud charges that, due to a poor cover up attempt by an ever helpful Childe, blows up into accusations of money laundering for the Fatui. Yanfei and the adepti are pulled in and court shenanigans ensue.

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    10 Jan 2026

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    Its so fcuking funny

  2. Public Bookmark 28

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    An accident in Albedo's lab sends Kaeya and Diluc back in time. As their younger selves drag them on all sorts of adventures, they have to pretend for both them and Crepus that the events that caused their estrangement never took place. (But they’re awful at acting and their father sees right through it.)

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    17 Jun 2025

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    Mmm :)))

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    "Mr. Zhongli," Chef Mao says suddenly, "is a little strange, don't you think?"

    Surprised by the sudden and completely unsolicited comment, Xiangling looks up from her wok, tracing her father's eye to said Mr. Zhongli, leaning over an antique vase at one of the roadside stores. In her time at Wanmin Restaurant, however, she has certainly seen her fair share of strange customers, so after a moment, she just turns back to her frying, flipping the xianbing in the wok over one by one.

    "Why do you say that?" she asks, reaching across the counter for the cooking oil.

    "Dearest daughter," Chef Mao says then, "he is lecturing the seller on the origins of his own vase."

    Liyue Harbor is hive full of incorrigible gossips. Xiangling navigates the rumor mill, goes ingredient hunting with Zhongli, and in the process, finds out that Zhongli is very, very bad at pretending to be human.

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    13 May 2025

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    I lost this fic once I CANNOT lose it again it's SO GOOD

  4. Public Bookmark 88

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    Kaeya starts noticing things he shouldn't.

    The blacksmith never stops hammering. A child appears in the same spot every morning. People say the exact same words, down to the pause and blink.

    No one remembers yesterday. No one changes.

    Except Kaeya.

    Teyvat is broken. And he’s the only one who knows.

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    17 Apr 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 8

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    After being rescued by Childe, Zhongli struggles to recover from his wounds and regain his confidence and sense of self. The fear that he learned for the first time at the ninth harbinger's hands proves to be difficult-- if not impossible-- to forget.

    * Whumptober 2024 | Day 24 *

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    14 Apr 2025

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    READ THIS LATER IM ON PC RN