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    Puzzles Made of Broken Glass by for ramblingwildrose, TheMaidenOfWords

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    05 Dec 2025

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    Sherlock Holmes retreats to his Mind Palace to think, to problem-solve.
    9-and-five-sixths-year-old Tim Drake has his Blanket Fortress.

    Timmy Drake’s parents go missing.
    He’s the only one who notices.

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    27 Aug 2025

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    Better Halves (and other such falsehoods) by

    Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types  

    28 Jul 2025

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    Danny’s looking at him like he’s crazy. His hair’s dried up into a mess of waves, and there’s some tomato seeds on the corner of his mouth. “You just bailed me out of jail. And you think this is a good idea?”

    “I don’t have bad ideas, Fenton. And like you’ve just said, I have collateral on you.”

    “So you’re blackmailing me into pretending to date you?”

    Tim shrugs. “Or you could just sign the NDA.”

     

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    Danny's trying to recover all the shards to an entity's chalice so that it'll stop destroying the zone while tensions rise amongst his subjects- and trying to finish high school.

    Tim's juggling his case load, his work as CEO, and does not have time to be embroiled in a sex scandal right now. If that means he has to pretend to date a very suspicious heir to a rival company, then so be it.

    It's a mutually beneficial relationship. So what if Tim's becoming a little too intrigued by the illusive, powerful Phantom? So what if Danny can't stand the Justice League for leaving him to deal with all of Amity's problems when he was just 14? That's a superhero thing.

    And their fake boyfriend has no clue that they're a superhero.

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    25 Jul 2025

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    Cold Skins and Warm Blood by

    Fandoms: Dracula - Bram Stoker (Novel 1897), Frankenstein - Mary Shelley  

    27 Jan 2023

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    Jonathan Harker meets a tall and unsettling stranger on his way to meet Count Dracula,

    And Victor Frankenstein and Elizabeth Lavenza go to England with some friends to help Victor’s mental health, and meet Mina and some of her friends.

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    11 Jun 2025

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    I'm a Good Pretender by

    Fandom Batman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022)

    21 Sep 2023

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    All I'm saying is being raised by a coach dad and a stage mom, watching them die, and then being taken in by a Very British butler and an autistic billionaire who dresses up like a bat to terrorize criminals would Do Things to a child's brain. Psychiatrists would pay to study Dick Grayson's psyche under a microscope.

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    29 Oct 2024

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    Secretary Danny by

    Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom, DCU, Green Lantern - All Media Types

    10 Jun 2025

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    06 Jul 2024