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Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies)
09 Aug 2024
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Logan grabbed his wrist, but rather than throw it aside like he usually would, he held it tight and glared into the white holes that he knew covered Wade’s eyes, which widened with interest.
“How much are you joking when you do that shit?” He growled.
“What shit?” Deadpool responded cheekily.
“The flirting. The pet names. The wanting to fuck.”
“Well, that depends,” The merc responded casually, booping Logan’s nose with his restrained hand, “If you’re into it, I’m not joking at all. And if you’re not, then I am.”
Logan stared at him for a moment, doing the math in his head.
“So you’re sayin’, if I told you to suck my dick right now, you’d do it?”
Deadpool grinned.
“That is very much what I am saying, yes.”
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Blind Al is away for the night and the boys finally bang it out
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Inconvenient by Dumpling3000
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2019)
25 Feb 2024
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The first thing Donnie thought when Ra’s Al Ghul shattered his arm in 3 places was: “this is going to be so inconvenient.”
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Donatello is badly injured during their fight against Ra’s Al Ghul and Shredder. When recovery proves more challenging than expected, he can’t help but question his self worth. Fortunately his new friendship with Batgirl helps him keep his sanity.
You don’t need to have seen the movie to read this but I recommend it because I love it!!
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Leo usually thrived during training. It made sense to him. The structure, the adrenaline, the ability to learn and grow, and to hone his body as a well-oiled machine. In the dojo he felt safe. In control. He knew it wasn’t the same for his brothers. But that’s why he was the leader: it was his job to protect and inspire them, to help them be the best ninja team they could be.
In which Leo is an anxious leader, Donnie struggles to keep up, Raph has teen angst, and Mikey is a lover not a fighter.
This is my own version of TMNT based off aspects of all the other versions, you can check out my other story in the series for more of them <3
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- Part 2 of turtle-verse
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Heroes in the Half Shell: Turtle Power! by Dumpling3000
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
21 Sep 2023
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Stories of four turtle brothers, their rat dad, and their chaotic human friend.
Just a series of connected one shots about my favorite turtles and their lives. Not from any specific version, I took bits and pieces I liked from each series and added some to make my own little turtle-verse. I have a bigger story I want to write one day, but for now I’m just getting used to the world. Feel free to leave a comment, thanks for reading!!
Tags may change but there will be no romance between the bros (ew!) and any romance between the bros and April is a one sided teen crush.
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- Part 1 of turtle-verse
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“Your daddy seems like a nice fella,” Mama observed.
“Vic ain’t my daddy,” Jake replied flatly. Mama arched an eyebrow at him, questioning, but Jake quickly corrected himself, “My uncle! He’s my uncle. We travel together.”
“Okay,” Mama replied suspiciously, “Just let me know if you need anything, will ya?”
“Will do,” Jake flashed a big crooked grin, “keep it real!”
And with that, keep picked up all of his and Vic’s bags, and retired to his room for the night. Mama looked after him until the door to room 204 was shut, then looked down at the signature on the form he had left that read: Jake Coolice.This is my attempt at a Jake Coolice backstory. In my mind it takes place several years before the beginning of Amnesty, where I imagine Jake is a young adult. It's also the first fic I've written in around five years, so good luck!
I'm hoping it will be two chapters, but we will see.
Will contain angst.
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Out of Punchlines by smol_ghosts
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies)
22 Sep 2024
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Life has a funny way of showing things. Could be a new not so great entire body job or an even sadder late night hand job while binging gossip girl. Same goes with all the other fun subjects like morals, laws, politics, fragile masculinity.
Oh and love.
Love is always the god damn punchline.
Isn’t that a saying? That if love is shown in an unconventional way it’s deemed funny?
Cause this ain’t funny, and hell, he’s the comedic relief.
What Wade’s feeling right now, looking at his newly acquired and unexpected roommate standing in the kitchen like that. His hair is damp from his shower and he’s shirtless like he just stepped out of a fucking playgirl? Not to mention the beer he’s taking a swig from dripping down his chin you fucking kidding me?
Oh, ho, so not funny universe.
Or: They were platonic roommates my ass
(Updated to explicit due to chapter 5 and 7. Rest of it is canon typical sexual tension. Artwork on chapter 4 and now 6 both SFW :) )Series
- Part 1 of Deadclaws Series
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24 Aug 2024
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Weathered Strings, Tethered Wings by Deadpool1763492
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2003)
28 Apr 2024
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“Fine. Some of the engineers managed t’ intercept an EPF transmission. April’s keepin’ it under the lid ‘til Mike gets back from his mission up north, but I had a feelin’ you’d want t’ know.” Her expression goes flat, and her voice lowers. “They said something ‘bout transporting a mutant. A mutant turtle.”
It has been nearly thirty years since Donatello disappeared from their lives. Raphael had lost all hope of ever seeing his lost brother again, only for him to be told that a mutant turtle is being transported by the EPF. Now, he has embark on a journey and put aside differences with those he cut ties with years ago, both physically and emotionally—all in the name of finding Donatello once and for all.
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22 Jan 2024
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you are not perfect by laiyls_writestoomuch
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
21 Dec 2023
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“You are not perfect, Donnie! You never will be! Accept it!”
“W-what? Leo, why are you doing this?”
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Sure, stuff happens. Get captured, laugh it off, be snarky, break out, repeat. Easy. Wait…
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30 Nov 2023
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Change by Ayfaa
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012)
09 Jan 2024
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The foot never used human ninjas anymore, so when Leonardo looked up in to the dark brown eyes of the young human foot soldier, he froze. He hesitated. The soldier smirked, his brown eyes looking behind Leo at Donnie and then disappearing behind the scope of his gun.
“LEO MOVE!” Donatello screamed and barreled in to his left side, sending them both flying and skidding across the rooftop.
The gun’s single blast exploded like a bomb.
That shot would have blown him to bits.
Donatello is captured by the Foot Clan after a vicious attack out on patrol, but when he's found in a Kraang base, the traumatized team is left to piece together what happened as Donnie's behavior at home spirals out of control.
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12 Nov 2023
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Blood is Thicker than Ooze by linkymew
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
11 Apr 2024
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Raised by Draxum as the weapon to help restore the yōkai to the surface, Purple would do anything for the yōkai that saved him from Lou Jitsu’s flames.
But twelve years after the incident that left him permanently scarred, three turtle mutants threaten his way of life and his father’s goals of yōkai domination.
Will he be able to stop them from ruining their plans in time? Or will he create unbreakable bonds with these turtles who’ve been brainwashed by the same man who abandoned Purple all those years ago?
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