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  1. Public Bookmark 24

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    This weekend? It's Wednesday.”

    “It's Thursday,” Jared says quietly. Jay looks at him open-mouthed like it's the first time he's seeing him.

    “It's Thursday,” he amends. “That’s not a lot of time to prepare.”

    “We’ve done more with less,” Matt counters. Jay takes the point silently. The game is on.

    The only reason Matt would ever go to a family wedding is if he and Jay could get a show at The Rivoli out of it. The plan: Play the wedding, bring the house down, and get his cousin and all her cool young friends to book Nirvana the Band for an after party. The part where they pretend to be a couple, threatening decades of load-bearing repression, comes out of nowhere – at least for Matt, it does. Jay has his own plan.

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    27 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 53

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    “I met a dental hygienist that was wearing a dog collar when we first got here, we danced and then he gave me a mint from a little baggy. It made sense that he’d carry those around, but then…” He just shrugs.
    “Oh, Birdie,” He laughs, but it’s desperate, like a cry for help from the bottom of a well. “Was it - minty?” His voice sounds three octaves too high.
    “I couldn’t tell. It’s so loud in here.”

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    Matt and Jay plan to enthrall the Rivoli’s new booking agent at a gay club. Jay accidentally takes ecstasy thinking it's a breath mint, and Matt is subjected to torments previously unique to the trenches of WWI. It's going to be a long, long night.

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    24 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 31

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    But Jay's not looking down, or up, or at any of the beautiful, terrifying things around them. He's looking at Matt like he'd just been shot.

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    Matt's skydiving plan goes off with only a minor hitch.

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    07 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 15

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    A child and its therapist play a board game. Disorientation ensues. What's right from left, anyway?

    (A liberal interpretation of the second half of Petscop 22.)

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    03 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 88

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    "I'm from the future," Jay says at last.

    That's not possible, is Matt's first thought but he clamps down on it because this is Jay, and Jay is wandering Spadina, and Jay is also here in his room. So. Something impossible is now possible and it may as well be time travel.

    "You're a time traveller." Matt giggles. "Holy shit. Holy shit. How did you—? No, never mind that, what am I thinking. Do you have a sports almanac on you? Any winning lotto numbers?"

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    31 Mar 2026