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    A collection of smutlets in the Accidental Warlord Universe.

    Chapter 1: Oh, Let Me Love With All My Strength - Geralt and Eskel have a quiet evening together.
    Chapter 2: Only Through Love Will You Enter Heaven - Lambert and Milena enjoy each other.
    Chapter 3: Hands To Make His Hands Rejoice - Jaskier gives Eskel that massage he so richly deserves.
    Chapter 4: Should Kneel In Joy - Milena surprises Lambert, and he shows his appreciation.
    Chapter 5: Take From Pleasure Fearlessly, part 1 - Jaskier and Eskel spend an evening showing Geralt the depth of their affection for him.
    Chapter 6: I Shall Gather As Much Of Joy - Jaskier asks Eskel for something special; Eskel obliges.
    Chapter 7: Oh You Are Coming, Coming, Coming - Jaskier teases his Wolves, and is very pleased by the consequences
    Chapter 8: And In the Night a Shaft of Fire - Zofia takes a chance on Auckes

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    30 May 2026

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    A battle gone wrong leads Tony to the unexpected and pleasant discovery that Steve is much more well-endowed than he could ever have imagined. But when Tony learns that Steve has never actually been able to sleep with anyone because of his size, Tony does what any good friend would do: he offers to relieve Steve of his virginity. Personally. Tony's determined, Tony's methodical, and Tony has a plan. He's going to get Steve laid. Tony just needs to make sure Steve never finds out that Tony's in love with him.

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    29 Apr 2026

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    “Steve,” the Captain said, hand over his chest.

    Tony licked his lips. Was he supposed to give his name, or remain silent until he was asked a direct question? The Captain--Steve, apparently--already knew his name, he had to, it had been included on the settlement he and Stane had signed. Was this a test? Time was passing and Steve was still waiting with his hand on his chest but Tony had to figure out the right answer fast or when Steve moved he might--

    “Tony,” he blurted.

    “Tony,” Steve repeated. He hadn’t come any closer. He said something short that might have been pleased to meet you or you look good on your knees. Tony had no way of knowing and he wasn’t going to risk echoing it. He kept quiet. See, Howard? I do know how to shut up when my life depends on it.

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    28 Apr 2026

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    Tony swept his gaze over the jacket. It was well used, heavily worn down, but not in a bad way. The fabric felt softened over years of use, and the slight discolorations seemed to suit it. Tony could see the marks left over from the previous owners. A small patch, sewn perfectly in neat little stiches on the inside breast pocket screamed of Steve’s steady hands, while the fraying on tails remained as evidence of Bucky’s impatient tugging.

    Or, Steve and Bucky gift Tony with their jacket that survived from the 1940's.

    Turns out that wasn't the only thing that survived.

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    28 Apr 2026

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    His best friend keeps cockblocking him, his relationship guru is a computer, and he might be gay. The future is very complicated.

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