Elasmo
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Firing on all thrusters by Elasmo for PolynomialPandemic
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
08 Feb 2023
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Midnight at Jet's Bebop Café by Elasmo for toomoon (jjjat3am)
Fandoms: Cowboy Bebop (Live Action TV)
18 Dec 2022
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After leaving the space cops under a cloud, Jet runs a space cafe that is definitely not for bounty hunters. He offers real coffee, real food and no funny business. Jet just wants a quiet night. And no trouble.
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I had been in there so long, Pilot had mated Ezy5 with another inflight cargo vehicle, shifted some stuff between the two, enjoyed some bot chit chat, and decoupled. Pilot insisted I strip right there in the hold so it could burn my slimed coveralls and run me through decontam.
This is why I was naked when the unknown rogue SecUnit walked into the hold.
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She’s halfway down a storm drain, soaked and freezing and she’s not even supposed to be here.
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In Reginensi atrio by Elasmo for mayhap
Fandoms: The Idylls of the Queen - Phyllis Ann Karr
18 Dec 2018
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I pray you, my masters, be merry
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Weekend Lover by ValiantBarnes (Cimila)
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
01 Jul 2020
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The one night stand Jim Kirk has with the Vulcan passing through Riverside is a welcome break from the monotony. It's good, very good, but so fucking weird Jim's sure he's never gonna forget it. He's not quite expecting to run into Spock again in San Francisco. A second one night stand turns into a weekend, turns into a lot of weekends, turns into Bones joking that he's living half his week at Spock's apartment.
But! But, and this is very important: they're not dating.
What also turns out to be important is Spock's job, which Jim never bothered getting the details of. Starfleet Officer and a bartender-slash-bouncer? That's fine. Starfleet Academy Instructor and cadet? ...Less fine.
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Bookmarked by Elasmo
17 Mar 2026
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“Spock, I never thought I’d live to see the day when the first officer of the Enterprise offered to lick me to keep a handsy Ambassador off my ass, but here we are.”
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Spock quickly finds that the new Ambassador on the Enterprise is hugely troublesome, not least of which because she won't take McCoy's "no" for an answer. He and McCoy must come to an agreement over how to protect McCoy from her advances--and thankfully for you, the reader, that agreement involves an overabundance of licking, touching, and sex.- Language:
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15 Mar 2026
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Jim Kirk is the only male nurse on the Enterprise. He’s also the only one with any experience with Vulcan biology. You can guess who he’s been assigned to.
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Bookmarked by Elasmo
13 Mar 2026
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Rodney wakes up to a different John. John wakes up to a different Rodney. Both of them discover their alternate friend is more than a friend. Shenanigans ensue.
Bookmarked by Elasmo
11 Mar 2026
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To maintain a level of excellence in any skill, one must practice constantly.
Bookmarked by Elasmo
08 Mar 2026