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“Heeelllo hello hello, it's your friendly neighborhood Deadpool, or as I like to be called in this universe, Blitzøpool! Only one of the 'O's is silent, I'll give ya a hint, it's not the one in the bedroom, ha!”
"Who are you talking to?"
"It's a fourth wall thing,” Blitzø responded, “you wouldn't understand, princess."
[Helluva Boss x Deadpool/X-Men AU for Helluva Bang 2024]
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Valentino knows how addicting love can be, which is why he’s spent his entire afterlife avoiding it. So why does he get a high from Vox’s gaze? Why does he crave Vox’s touch? Why is he willing to die at the hands of this man?
(Written for StaticMothWeek Revival 2024, day 4 prompt “I don’t care”.)
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Vox’s eyes are everywhere, and Valentino is an attention whore.
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Stolas Goetia was your typical curious human child living in the 1920s when an unfortunate accident lead to his untimely fate. Now he is stuck in a ghostly form that resembles the demons of lore and with no way for his spirit to move on he haunts the manor he is mysteriously trapped in, waiting for someone to finally see him, but no one ever does. That is until he meets Blitz.
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It's been weeks after the events that put Stolas in the hospital. Blitz refuses to visit him or confront the revelation that the Prince can be hurt. Millie and Moxxie are concerned for Blitz' mental well being and suggest a game night with absolutely no ulterior motives.
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Vox has a new head that’s more computer-like for better functionality.
For the most part.
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Velvette has a rotten day. Lucky for her, Valentino is a good friend and also loves to eat pussy.
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He shouldn’t care.
Blitzø kept telling himself that, over and over, as he cleaned the blood off the white feathers of Stolas’s face plate.
The excuses about knowing better and having to be more careful with his carnivorous plants stopped. Blitzø didn’t want to care about it, and maybe if he told himself that enough, he’d believe it.
(One night early on, Blitzø gets all the evidence he never needed about how easily Stolas can get hurt. He decides to do something about it.)
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If there’s something Val learned pretty early when he first met Vox, it was that dumber was smarter.
It’s a pretty simple formula, really. But effective. The more airheaded he comes across, the more Vox opens up. But then, Val notices a pattern.
Vox’s plans always work. Never in their -is it seven years now?- partnership has Vox ever dragged Val’s hesitant ass into a battle they didn’t win.
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5 times Val went along with Vox’s schemes without question, and the 1 time he finally questioned it (but stayed anyway)
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Breaking Valentino’s contract is Angel Dust’s last hope for freedom and maybe even Heaven. But Hell doesn’t let go so easily, and every bargain demands a price. Entangled with Alastor, the Radio Demon, Angel is drawn into a performance of power and cruelty, where redemption looks more like a trap. The stage is set, the spotlight is merciless, and Angel’s greatest act may be his last.