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Diamonds And Sunflowers by bruciemilf
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022)
16 Apr 2023
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" So let me get this straight," Lois, voice tart and loose with their favorite cheap wine, smiles incredibly big, incredibly shark-like, " You met your celebrity crush in a coffee shop. You manhandle an ableist asshole for him,--"
" I didn't manhandle him, I just forcefully moved him where I wanted."
" –, you then proceeded to homoerotically have coffee together. And you just happened to wear the sluttiest jeans and sweater on the same day as his interview. As a coincidence."
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A bad incident during Bruce's visit to Metropolis takes a very sweet turn. He may be a mess, but Clark's never been afraid of work.
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27 Mar 2026
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"You have already left kudos here. :)" uh i think the fuck not????
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an experiment in endless longing by nepobebe for sparebikes
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025), The Batman (Movie 2022)
30 Dec 2025
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"I should have taken a picture…" Bruce taps his finger against the tip of one of Kal's cocks. It flexes itself, the hole at the top spreading to release another glob of messy, clear precum. "For a before-and-after comparison. Do these look different outside of your rut? Not as long or thick?"
Bruce taps the head again, and Kal can't control the sharp breath that wheezes out of him.
"H-hnng… uhm…" Kal licks his lips. He closes his eyes to try to keep his concentration, but that, too, is useless when Bruce begins to lightly circle the small, gaped slit at the top of the closest tentacle.
"Try to focus," Bruce says. "I know it must be intense, Superman. Does this hurt?"
Bruce puts more pressure at the tip, as if he's trying to fit his thick finger inside of the too-tiny hole. Kal gurgles uselessly, hands shooting up to grab Bruce's wrist even as his eyes roll towards the back of his head.
"Doc—ahhg… Dr. Wayne…!"
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Or, Kal-El goes to his trusted friend, Dr. Bruce Wayne, for help with his Kryptonian rut for the very first time.
Neither of them expects the eggs to happen.
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27 Mar 2026
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Hallway Convos – The “Bathroom” Switch Game by orphan_account
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
02 Nov 2025
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Has Richard Grayson Gained Weight at a Recent Sighting at the Wayne Gala?
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Dick finds a magazine commenting on his weight. He knows he shouldn't take it to heart, yet he finds himself at dinner neglecting Alfred's homemade pasta for a short pile of salad, which was far from his usual.
Cue Dick, Damian, and Jason (sorry, Tim) each taking turns having a hallway conversation while Bruce gets increasingly more and more pissed at being left clueless at the table.
Bookmarked by Epaulette
26 Mar 2026
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Heavy Lifting by lemonzestpeel
Fandoms: Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), Batman (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), DCU (Comics)
10 Nov 2025
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Roy, a year into his semi-retirement:
He thought it would be easy. Domestic bliss and surrounded by his family. But then he saw it: he got fat. And he was going to fix it or die trying.
But it's always the heaviest weight we carry alone.
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- Part 6 of At Last, My Love Has Come Along
- Part 1 of Every Body (Wants Your Love)
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Fatherhood, Meat, and Pasta Sauce by Chaos_Productions
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
25 Dec 2025
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One time Alfred made Bruce eat his dinner and one time Bruce didn’t make Dick eat his.
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Bruce and Dick are both traumatized, neurodivergent, and have ARFID. Alfred doesn’t know how to deal with that.
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26 Mar 2026