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The figure… It's Robert. It has to be.
Waterboy tries to step back, but he stumbles on the wet floor, thudding into the shipping container beside him. Robert goes still.
His head jerks up, eyes rolling wildly to make contact. Bloodshot. He's crouched on the floor of the warehouse like an animal, low and cornered. Blood is splattered over his face, and as he lifts his head, Waterboy can tell it's streaked down his chin like he must have sunk his teeth into something and held on. When he bares his teeth, they've been licked clean.
He shakily, slowly, like the movement’s might provoke an attack, fumbles for his radio. “Guys? Uh- found- I. I Robert found- no, that's not. I found- uhm.”
(Warning changed to Mature because of the violence. Just to be safe, honestly.)
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Or: Robert is kidnapped by a wannabe villain. A wannabe villain with a very real, very threatening drug. He has an… adverse reaction to the substance.Also Or: Robert gets wings, and all that comes with it
Also also or: Feral Robert
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- Part 1 of Bird-Brained Bobert
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15 Nov 2025
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In which Robert gets blown up and Malevola intervenes. She’ll never admit it, but she might (as a part-demon) have a soft spot about the metaphysical evidence that their new dispatcher is, in fact, a good person. And she’s not gonna watch him die in a fucking lab explosion. AKA: A few missing scenes and speculation on Malevola’s whole deal.
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- Part 8 of Dispatching, Depression, & Donuts
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12 Nov 2025
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Toxic kidnaps the Z-Team and hurts Robert, leading to a surprising response from the Z-Team. Especially once Toxic outs Robert as Mecha Man.
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08 Nov 2025
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"You're burning up, Robert," her voice is dripping with concern and it almost makes him feel bad for indirectly pushing this onto her by just being in her general vicinity. "How long have you been feeling like this?"
He waves his hand around flippantly and shrugs but his attempt at being non-chalant probably doesn't come across too well. "Just this morning–"—
Robert catches the flu and Blonde Blazer heroically nurses him back to health
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08 Nov 2025
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Robert thinks back on the choices leading up to an action taken. Was there ever any other outcome, and does he have the right to demand another path be taken. Would he not have made the exact same choice?
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08 Nov 2025