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Illya decided the moment he first laid eyes on the American spy, the first time he smelled him, that he wanted him.
Force is off the table, but there are many ways to make someone beg.
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Or Alpha-Illya is determined to seduce Omega-Napoleon despite his unwillingness to be seduced. Emotions get in the way
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- Part 1 of Smells like Temptation
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Illya has a different plan to convince Victoria that "Jack Devany" wasn't involved in the break-in at the Vinciguerra warehouse, and if it also involves making Napoleon fall apart in his hands, well that's just efficiency.
(Illya blows Napoleon 'for the sake of the mission' and then fucks his brain out, dubious consent omegaverse style)
Standalone PWP
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- Part 2 of Smells like Temptation
- Part 4 of A Fool's Porn Collection
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Wilson could play along, act like this was any other evening. He dropped his keys in the bowl, slipped out of his shoes, stared at the back of House's head and tried to guess how hard he would have to grovel before House would forgive him. "How was your date?"
"If by date, you mean a kidnapping orchestrated by the man who claims to be my best friend, then it was fine." House paused, he still hadn't turned to face the door but Wilson could picture the look of betrayal on his face. The question was how much of it was being played up for the drama, and how much was real. "Where fine means worse than the time those frat boys convinced me to drink beer out of a shoe." So fifty-fifty.
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An alternative ending to Bait and Switch by ORiley42. What if Wilson couldn't win House in the bachelor auction? How would that conversation play out in the aftermath?
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Another Way to Entertain Us by EverTheFool
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
03 Dec 2022
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Jaskier should have known better than to try his luck in an Alpha-only bar. A bard should know that there's more than one way to entertain a crowd...
This is pure smut. Jaskier gets gang banged in a bar. Geralt watches (and helps)
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- Part 3 of A Fool's Porn Collection
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Close Quarters by EverTheFool
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
02 Oct 2022
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No one told Spock that his new captain was an Omega. But now that he's discovered this, he's going to take full advantage of it. Jim has no idea what his new First Officer has in store for him.
Set in an Alternative Universe where Jim and Spock never met before being assigned to work together.
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- Part 1 of A Fool's Porn Collection
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A Fool's Porn Collection by EverTheFool
Fandom Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015), The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
17 Apr 2025
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"The king sent me to get you," Merlin said, with a tone that implied strongly that he wasn't rolling his eyes where Arthur could see, but just wait until his back was turned. "He said you're to get changed into formal clothes and meet him in the Great Hall, there's a delegation coming from the Summer Court."
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- Part 12 of Astolat Sampler
- Part 11 of Merlin works
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18 Feb 2026
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Prequel to Job Orientation. Before anyone built towers or became kings that hide from councils or thought five hundred steps was some kind of actual challenge, there was a prince, a sorcerer, and a sea serpent in a river. But really, it started well before that. Because first, there was a prince, and silence, and a secret that was no secret at all.
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- Part 2 of Future Perfect
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Arthur didn't speak to him for a week after he found out.
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We are not wise (and not very often kind) by BrighteyedJill
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
23 Jan 2021
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Lambert does not trust the Cat witcher he keeps running into, because people are un-fucking-trustworthy. But he's starting to think Aiden might not actually be as terrible as everyone else.
Or: five times Aiden and Lambert did not get together, and one time they did.
(can be read without Part 1 of this series)
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- Part 2 of Potential
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25 Jan 2026
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A Life Saved (Is A Life Earned) by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
03 Jun 2023
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For some baffling reason, a Cat saves Lambert's life.
Some time later, Lambert gets to return the favor - and get some answers.
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