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    It’s winter in Hawkins, and Mike and Will aren’t speaking anymore, despite living under the same roof. Will is avoidant and spends most days in the basement, and Mike has never felt so alone.

    Then the power goes out, and Mike desperately wants to understand what went wrong, and to know what that damn painting means.

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    Seven nights in which Mike and Will have to sleep in the same bed, even though they’re barely friends anymore.

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    “Do you want me to come with you to your cousin’s wedding this weekend, Herm?”

    Waterboy lies about having a plus-one for a wedding and has to improvise.

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    Herman is known online in some circles as Mecha-Man’s #1 fan. After Mecha-Man retires, he’s completely devastated until someone dares to ask him why he likes Mecha-Man so much.

    Of course, he’d pass away if he knew the person that asked him WAS Mecha-Man. Good thing that the account is anonymous…

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    AU: In which Bilbo does not intend to adopt two dwalfling children. But that is what he does when he finds them all alone in a bush on the edge of his garden shivering in the cold.

    The thirteen dwarfs that follow, the wizard and the (admittedly) really attractive former Prince and Lobelia shrieking down his ear that follow he could really do without.

    But there you are.

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    “Achilles!” Automedon cries, between pants for air. He pulls the chariot in front of Achilles, blocking his path. Achilles' grip tightens on his sword. He feels more animal than man, wild and furious. His need for bloodshed so strong that he can taste it.

    “Get out of my way,” he growls. “Or I will kill you myself.”

    Automedon visibly shrinks.

    “Prince Achilles,” he says, voice trembling. “I-”

    “Well,” Achilles barks. “What is it? You are wasting my time. Do not think I will not-”

    “It’s Patroclus!” He realizes then that he has interrupted his prince, and his hands begin to tremble as he tightens his hold on the horses’ reins. He watches the shift of emotion pass over Achilles’ face. Anger, to fear, then back to anger.

    “What of him?” And though his voice is dripping with fury, Automedon can hear the underlying hint of distress within his words.

    “He speaks.”

     

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    In a frantic attempt to soothe the rage of Achilles and keep Troy’s walls from falling, the gods decide to intervene and change fate. However, that does not mean Achilles gets to go unpunished.

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