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5 Ways to make your Shizun pay attention to you! (Do not try at home, it doesn't work) by Shireyaki
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Oct 2019
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Asking Shang Qinghua for dating advice was probably the worst thing Luo Binghe could have done.
Too bad he didn't know it yet.
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.....or did it help after all?
(Shizun would say no.)Bookmarked by Eynzik
03 Feb 2026
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Cold Hands, Warm Heart by Zizzani
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Feb 2022
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“If the body can’t warm up, then things get uh, b-bad?”
Mobei-jun cuts him a look that’s made for slaughter. “What does that mean?”
“A-ah, it’s called hypothermia, my king.”
“And you die once it happens.”
Again, not a question. “You can.” When Mobei-jun makes an absolutely terrifying face, Shang Qinghua hastens to add, “But not instantly! Y-you can actually recover from it, if the hypothermia doesn’t progress too far.”
“How far?” Mobei-jun growls.
“There are f-f-f-five stages,” Shang Qinghua shivers out, lips numb. “The fifth stage is death.”
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Shang Qinghua and Mobei-jun have their spiritual powers sealed before getting dumped in a white-out snowstorm. Mobei-jun quickly learns that humans are far more susceptible to the cold than he thought.
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02 Feb 2026
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A Handsome Stranger by Prim_the_Amazing for lettered
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Dec 2025
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It’s as Shen Qingqiu crushes the last little fluttering Iridescent Gem Beetle that the mother decides to introduce herself by burrowing up out of the earth like a cicada the size of an elephant. He just barely has time to resign himself to an even more exhausting fight than the last one - with no rest point in between to chug stamina potions or anything! Honestly, what poor game design! - when the stranger appears.
He charges into the scene out of nowhere like an absolute bullshit deus ex machina, all dark, flowing hair and robes, whirling around to stab at the Mother Beetle with a gleaming white sword, making it screech and rear back in pain. Seriously, Shen Qingqiu feels like he’s suddenly trapped in a video game cutscene introducing the new companion! Where’s the background music and camera close up? Who is this guy?
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Shen Qingqiu happens to meet a mysterious stranger on the road, but he surely isn't important or relevant to the plot in the slightest.
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01 Feb 2026
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When I was down, I was your clown by mocheng for nex_et_nox
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Apr 2024
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“Tell me who you are.”
He almost said Peerless Cucumber but the words brought a tingle to his throat. That was his stupid online handle, not an identity Shen Qingqiu claimed for himself, but why would that be an issue? Yet, he couldn’t physically say it. Instead, his lips formed around the truth. “Shen…”
FUCK! Shen Qingqiu still couldn’t move but his mouth had mostly free reign. He bit his tongue hard enough to draw blood to stop the Qingqiu from coming out.
What the fuck. How was it that he almost confessed to his identity as Luo Binghe’s deceased scum shizun right in his face?!
or: the mushroom body's DNA is accidentally spliced with a wife-plot plant. Shen Qingqiu has to deal with this and try to survive being Luo Binghe's guest at Huan Hua Palace.
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27 Jan 2026
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The Bai Zhan War Cucumber by Boomchick
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Mar 2025
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When Shen Yuan transmigrates into Liu Qingge in the Lingxi caves, he's immediately confronted with a wild-eyed Shen Qingqiu trying desperately to save him.
That's weird and everything, but it doesn't mean Shen Yuan is just going to stand around and let the scum villain abuse his favorite protagonist!
Kidnapping disciples, making new friends, and changing the plot doesn't seem like too much trouble for one little Shen Yuan, but that doesn't mean he's prepared for Liu Mingyan...
Illustrated by the amazing Meri and Mothssoup!
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22 Jan 2026