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    Technoblade is a Protector. That means it was his job to take down the hunters that caused the Mer colonies to live in fear. A difficult but necessary job that he did with enthusiasm. A week after he kills the lead hunter, Dream, he finally get's around to checking out the Hunter Compound. What he finds there will change his life forever.

    Tommy has been in his tank for as long as he can remember. He likes his tank. He has rocks and toys and friend fish and food fish too. Dream even got him a crab at one point. But the crab was mean and it pinched him so Dream took the crab away. There's plants that he can snuggle with and holes in the rocks for him to sleep in. Tommy has always lived in his tank. It's all he knows.

    But then Dream doesn't come back one day.
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    Or: My take on a DSMP Mer AU without it being Dark. Techno is basically a 20 year old who found a toddler and went, "Mine now!" But then remembered he doesn't know how babies work and then has a minor panic attack about it and resolves to be the Best Dad Ever™. First he just has to earn the trust of a literally baby who doesn't even know he was being kept as a pet by evil hunters.

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    Typically, when Techno saves a hybrid, they scramble up on their feet, blubbering gratuities while Techno tries to calm them down. They are usually hyperactive after being chained up for days, weeks, or stretching if they were locked in a cage. Like a routine as if it were just another sunny day and not a raid of a hybrid trafficking ring, Techno would nod his head and move on to the next unfortunate soul. He lets Phil or Wilbur do the messy part of reuniting families and other boring stuff.

    That is why, as Techno opens the last cage, he stops in his tracks when nobody springs out of the cage in excitement and freedom. The cage is so small he debated not even bothering opening it until he saw a small paw sticking out one of the sides. He expects a kitten to leap out of the cage, meowing for their mom or siblings, but when nothing happens, Techno bends his head down to peer in the cage.

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    Technoblade was here. He was sitting, cross-legged, on the ground in front of Ranboo, his posture open and undemanding.

    Ranboo couldn’t think. His mind was clouded with fear, so he just did what he’d always done when he was scared and Technoblade was in reach. He crawled right into his lap.

    “Oh.” Technoblade sounded surprised, but his arms came up automatically to cradle Ranboo. Ranboo buried his face in the man’s neck, snuffling at it until a large, familiar hand found his hair. “Okay. We can do this. Whatever you need, kiddo.”

    The words rumbled familiarly through Technoblade’s chest and Ranboo did his best to press himself even closer.

    It was a little awkward— Ranboo was much bigger now than he’d ever been before in a position like this— but Technoblade was large enough that even in a human body, he could hold Ranboo easily.

    “I know you must be scared.” Technoblade’s voice was low and steady and Ranboo did his best to take a modicum of comfort in it. “You’ve been a cat for an awfully long time, haven’t you?”

     

    Or, three years ago, Ranboo was transformed into a cat by a vengeful witch. When Technoblade breaks that curse, it's a learning curve for them both.

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    In an instant, the kid was moving, snatching a crossbow off of the nearest body, lifting it, and firing.

    Technoblade caught the bolt just inches from his face.

    For a moment, the kid just stared at him, his chest rising and falling in silent panic.

    “It’s okay,” Technoblade said, raising his bloodstained hands. “I’m not gonna hurt you.”

    The kid tried to scramble back, but he staggered halfway through his movement. His face was a mess of blood; Technoblade wasn’t sure how much of it belonged to him. “Don’t come any closer!”

    “Hey,” Technoblade said, lowering himself to one knee in what he hoped was a disarming move. “It’s okay, kid. Just calm down.”

    “How—” The kid coughed, his bloodstained hand rising to clutch at his chest. “Who—”

    “My name is Technoblade.” He kept his voice even and his tone calm. “I’m not gonna hurt you.”

    The kid’s eyes darted to the bodies. “You killed them.”

    Slowly, with his every movement projected, Technoblade shouldered his axe. “Yep.”

    Or, Technoblade picks up a child in the wastelands of the apocalypse. He and Ranboo have got a long journey ahead of them, but it's not one they have to make alone.

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