FatalGrace

Eat the Rude



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    When Avis died she expected to go to the Bad Place or something similar. In life she'd been a pill popper, her father had given up hope for her and she was going nowhere. Until she wakes up and is given a choice, live and be the thrall of a vengeful Goddess or find out if the Bad Place is real after all. She figures she may as well kiss some video game characters before she dies.
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    Kirkwall had a general smell, usually of salt and dirt, and each part of Kirkwall had its own smell on top of that. Lowtown smelled bad, but outside with the sky above it was tolerable. Inside The Hanged Man was nearly unbearable.

    Her nose wrinkled on instinct and she tried to take a step back, bumping into Varric as she did so.

    He had the audacity to laugh at her and place a comforting hand on her shoulder. “You get used to it.”

    “I really don’t think that’s true.”

    Wanting a place to shit that didn’t require her to throw it out the window after and wanting an establishment to smell like something other than urine was apparently asking too much in Thedas. Avis was bougie as hell in Thedas, back on Earth she wasn't even close.

    Woe to the twenty-first-century woman stuck in chamber pot hell.

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    Valerie wakes up in a dungeon and discovers 4 things. One: she is in Thedas now. Two: the Anchor is stuck in her hand. Three: she is scared shitless of this responsibility. Four: she knows exactly how the story of the Inquisition plays out, and she thinks she can do better.

    Time to kick some ancient, egotistical Magister ass.

    (It's an ambitious Inquisitor OC who has no respect for canon, what's not to love?)

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    Lyra is an elf from a different world entirely, where magic is an accepted part of the world and spirits co-exist peacefully (for the most part). So when a rift appears one day and pulls her through - landing her in Thedas, Lyra has no choice but to roll with the punches and make the most out of a confusing situation. Armed with the knowledge of both the past and coming future, Lyra must try her best to help the Inquisition and her new friends while also closely guarding her own secrets.

    Which is easier said then done when a certain elven apostate catches her eye.

    Will Lyra be the hunter or the hunted?

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    A series that follows a young woman by the name of Nimileth who has always clung to the motto "no one can suspect you if they don't know you exist."

    A skilled illusionist running from a life of crime, Nim quickly learns that shadow and magical veils cannot shield her forever from the consequences of her actions nor from what destiny may have in store...

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    As V struggles to find her footing after the loss of her best friend, her path keeps intersecting with the Maelstrom gangoon who gave her the s-keef that saved her life. And Dum Dum? Well, he thinks that 'ganic girl who bought the Flathead has a pretty preem smile. [Dum Dum & V POV]

    Author's Note: This story follows a female V who is never infected by Johnny Silverhand's engram and is therefore not dying.

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