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    The Foundation has its hands full with this one.

    Otherwise known as: The One Where Crowley Is Mistaken As An Existential Threat To Humanity

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    When Rosemary's date learns about her asexuality, he doesn't react well - but then the couple at the next table take a hand in things.

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    08 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 72

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    “Just tell me… what makes this bloke so special that he’s able to charm someone like you?”, he grit out, his hands clenched into fists.

    “Someone like me?”, Ashtoreth repeated questioningly.

    “Someone who’s as confident and clever and classy as you. I thought you to be a woman of high standards and even better options and here you are, swooning like a schoolgirl over the gardener.”

    “His name is Brother Francis”, Ashtoreth corrected him stiffly. “And whoever said he’s not up to my allegedly high standards? Have you talked more than two words with him yet?”

    “So it’s true?”, Thaddeus asked, dread crawling up his spine. “You and the gardener…”

    “Whatever I do in my free time is, with all due respect Sir, none of your business”, she snapped at him. And with a pleased smirk she added: “Or whom.”

    OR: Thaddeus has the hots for Nanny Ashtoreth, so when he finds out she prefers Brother Francis over him, he decides to do something about it.

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    04 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 68

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    "Don't give me that," Crowley says, voice tinged with something like desperation. "You're a million miles away. And you're drunk as anything. And I don't like that I don't know why."

    "We're celebrating!" Aziraphale tells him defiantly. He goes to pick up his glass, but Crowley puts out a hand to stop him.

    Aziraphale doesn't have the presence of mind to pull back, so, clumsily, he reaches around Crowley's extended forearm and brushes the glass with his fingertips, pushing it over and onto the floor, where it shatters.

    "Oh, for fuck's sake," Aziraphale mutters as the wine soaks its way into the antique carpet. 

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    03 May 2026

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    It's outright alarming really, when Aziraphale stumbles through a nervous explanation of his nemesis' demonic wiles and floods the room with a wave of love stronger than any of them have felt in heaven for eons.

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