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    Post war, Autobot Decepticon peace treaty au focused on sparklings

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    08 May 2026

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    His first reaction when the backpack he’s carrying starts fucking wiggling is irritation. It wouldn’t be the first time some juvenile fucker riding high on their own importance because FEDRA gives teenagers guns and calls it a day tried to pull a prank. He can only imagine what it is this time. A fucking raccoon? Bag of snakes?

    He slings it down, irritated, and freezes when he hears an “Ow!”

    An “Ow!” said in a very, very young voice.

    “No,” he says at once, voice hard, like just saying it can make it not true. “Fucking-no.”

    This isn’t happening, he thinks, as Tess stops to walk back to him. There’s no goddamn way there’s a fucking kid in-

    The top of the backpack unsnaps and pops open.

    And out emerges a tiny head with huge brown eyes and her hair in a little ponytail messy enough that he just knows she did it herself.

    A little girl where there should have been drugs.

    Jesus Christ.

    (AU in which joel and tess meet ellie ten years ahead of schedule)

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    08 May 2026

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    The first time she comes barreling into the house like the devil’s on her heels, he’s on his feet with his gun in hand at once, stepping between her and the door, sure an intruder is about to burst through after her. He readies himself for a fight, already planning how to get an attacker out of the house and away from Ellie.

    And then he hears her laughing.

    He turns to see her, panting and sweaty, laid out on the floor like she’s a rug, her face practically glowing with the force of her smile. She lifts both hands to the air in fists and cheers.

    “What are you doing,” he asks, but the question comes out flat in light of his confusion. He gives the door one more look, but no intruder is imminent, and he holsters his gun, going to one knee beside Ellie, still on her back, breathing hard.

    “I beat it!” She says, clearly proud about whatever the hell she’s talking about.

    “Beat what?” He asks.

    “Curfew!” She nearly crows.

    He blinks.

    It’s possible they’ve had a misunderstanding about what exactly a curfew is.

    (some sweet settling in together fluff with just a smidge of feels for flavor)

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    06 May 2026

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    In which Minimus Ambus finds a way to deal with his slightly embarrassing predicament, with the help of the Magnus armor.

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    05 May 2026

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    Minimus is trapped off-ship with Megatron and nowhere to void. Megatron doesn’t really see the problem, but he does his best to help anyway. Meanwhile, Rodimus suffers, but in like, a sexy way.

    “So I should just, what,” Minimus bristled. “Void on the floor?” He ignored the way his waste outlet tried to twitch open at the thought.

    “Yes,” said Megatron, sounding mildly perplexed. “It would not cause any significant issue, and would alleviate your physical discomfort.”

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    04 May 2026