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  1. The Man With No Pants by , , ,

    Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005), Actor RPF  

    14 Nov 2025

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    Dean pushed open the door to the studio. A crowd of sepia toned people stood around a commanding man in a brown cowboy hat.

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  2. That's Not How the Force Works (Is It?) by ,

    Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types  

    08 Nov 2025

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    "Hey buddy, in here!"
    Maul didn't take orders, but the strange grounded speeders were pissing him off, so he followed the strange tentacled voice.

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  3. Main Squeeze by ,

    Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Men's Hockey RPF  

    06 Nov 2025

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    Clark was used to the fact that it was hard for a human lover to meet his Kryptonian sexual needs.

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  4. Poor Bilbo by , , ,

    Fandoms: Star Wars Original Trilogy, The Hobbit - All Media Types  

    03 Nov 2025

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    The creature stepped forward into the light. It was...hideous, like a grotesque elf hobbit.

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  5. Mambo No. Hibbert by , , ,

    Fandoms: Original Work  

    03 Nov 2025

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    Hibbert the gay horse galloped gayly into the stables, stopping short upon seeing an unfamiliar person standing near his stall.
    Unfamiliar and yet something seemed... Hibbert couldn't put his hoof on it.

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  6. Gotta Catch 'Em All? by ,

    Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Fresno Nightcrawler (Folk Tale)  

    04 Mar 2025

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    Ash and Pikachu make a new friend.

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  7. Deus Ex Cockina by , , ,

    Fandoms: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Procter & Gamble "Mr. Clean" Commercials  

    16 Feb 2025

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    Mr. Clean was having a terribly normal day. Cleaning, flexing, cleaning, flexing.

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  8. Gideon the Archivist by , , , for Tipsy_Kitty

    Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir, The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

    13 Aug 2024

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    After taking a statement about clowns, Gideon decides to asses the situation in person.

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  9. scent me baby by , , , ,

    Fandoms: The X-Files  

    20 May 2024

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    Fox looked embarrassed and gave himself a quick sniffy sniff. "Damn. Omega smells. :("

    Fic + Podfic

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  10. bounce bounce bounce by , ,

    Fandoms: Peanuts - Charles M. Schulz (Comics), Star Wars Prequel Trilogy  

    08 May 2024

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    "Mesa thanken yousa," Jar Jar panted out, relieved at having been rescued from the bouncey hell he had stumbled into unprepared. The shrieks of children's laughter behind him only made Jar Jar shudder, grateful to be back on more solid ground. "Mesa no liken that at ALL."

    Text + Podfic

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  11. Diane... mesa jar jar binks by , , ,

    Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Twin Peaks (TV 1990)  

    07 May 2024

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    To be honest, Diane, it sounds like they're setting him up, some Gungan politics. Remind me, though, if you're able to call: try Gungan cuisine. Is it all fish and slime, or is there Gungan bacon? Gungan coffee? Do they have some kind of Gungan desserts? Anyway Diane, I'll let you know if I need any support.

    Text + Podfic

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  12. Don't want you to trible on with nobody else (but me) by , , ,

    Fandoms: Genghis Khan - Miike Snow (Music Video), Star Trek  

    06 May 2024

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    "I am NOT feeling very Genghis Khan right now," Gold Nose muttered in frustration, just as one of the creatures darted across his path and tripped him up.

    Fic + Podfic

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  13. [podfic + text] Izzy Gets His Ass Handed to Him by , , ,

    Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types  

    06 May 2024

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    Izzy confronts a strange creature in battle. It doesn't go well for him.

    audio length: 07:53

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    a crack ficlet, and accompanying podfic, written by members of Team Raad via Frantic Fanfic for VoiceTeam 2024

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  14. An Interview with R2-D2 by , , , ,

    Fandoms: Welcome to Night Vale, Star Wars Original Trilogy  

    05 May 2024

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    Night Vale Community Radio welcomes a guest from a galaxy far, far away.

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  15. Venom's New Snack by , , , ,

    Fandoms: Venom (Marvel Movies), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types  

    06 May 2024

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    Venom encounters a wild pikachu. Who's that pokemon???

    Lunch.

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  16. Nancy Drew: The Surprise Vacation by , , ,

    Fandoms: Nancy Drew - Carolyn Keene, Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen  

    05 May 2024

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    Where was she?
    And, though the question seemed impossible, she had to wonder: WHEN was she?

    Text + Podfic

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  17. Blondie by , , ,

    Fandoms: Barbie (Movie 2023), Tangled (2010)  

    28 Aug 2023

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    "Hi Tower Barbie! It's me Ken! Do you know where Barbie is? Barbie Barbie?"

    A Frantic Fanfic creation

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  18. Chocolate Dookie by , , ,

    Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, M&M's Commercials  

    22 Aug 2023

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    Then, suddenly, he saw her. Green and thicccccccccccccccc


    A Frantic Fanfic creation

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  19. Full Metal Reputation: Swiftiehood by , , ,

    Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Taylor Swift (Musician)  

    21 Aug 2023

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    "We must move faster to crush the Swiftie threat on our borders. But we need more information!"

    A Frantic Fanfic creation

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  20. Swiped by , , , ,

    Fandoms: Christian Tradition Lore & Folklore, Mothman (Folklore)  

    17 Apr 2023

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    The man's eyes sparkled as he spoke and his belly jiggled like a bowl full of jelly. Hot.


    Fanfic created with #FranticFanfic.

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