General_Urist
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The Stalker's Prey by General_Urist for GrandLeviathan
Fandoms: 碧蓝航线 | Azur Lane (Video Game)
09 Dec 2023
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The mission to reclaim the Southport Naval Base from the horrible lustful monsters occupying it has gone totally wrong. Albacore once again finds herself bred by a sea monster- and this time the Stalker is set on keeping her trapped inside its body until its massive child is due. What will be the fate of this Gato-class submarine, trapped in an eldritch fleshy world with seemingly no other fate but that of an incubator?
A recursive fanfic of Grandleviathan's Mist 2: Rescue Operations.
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Gaston Gourmand and the Respawning Mutton by General_Urist
Fandoms: Hololive, Wild Kratts
10 Oct 2021
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In Japan, Gaston Gourmand finds the oddest ingredient: A sheep that looks like a human and can come back to life! And it promises to be a lure for more such odd animals. Now the close friends and fellow idols of Watame Tsunomaki must work to save the poor sheep from the Endangered Species Chef's clutches, while avoiding becoming ingredients themselves!
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The rare and elusive Blue Axolotl is a treasured prize, but Kanata Amane seems ever cursed with bad luck. As days on days breeding Axolotls without success erode her sanity, one of the salamanders takes a particular interest in the angel. Somewhat loopy, Kanata reciprocates- and learns that an old adage holds true in the quest to breed a Blue Uparupa: If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.
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(inspired by one of Marine's recent short videos)
An obsessive fan enters the virtual world by turning himself into a mouse cursor so that he can touch his favorite idol, Houshou Marine. Unfortunately for him, Senchou does not enjoy having her navel tickled non-stop and decides that if this scoundrel wants to her close to her, it can get REAL close.
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While on vacation, Kiara Takanashi has a beachside encounter with Gura Gawr.
Unfortunately for Kiara, the Atlantean shark hasn't eaten in a long time, and hunger has left her in a rather feral state of mind.
Unfortunately for Gura, having a phoenix respawn inside you causes some rather volcanic indigestion. Worse, Coco and Amelia are not pleased to be caught in the fallout.
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''The factory must grow Endmin. Consider it a personal request from me if you must.''
If only Perlica knew where such a request would lead...
Bookmarked by General_Urist
01 Feb 2026
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I know it's a high effort shitpost but perhaps this could serve to spread a political message about how unchecked industrial development is cancer. Or it might be too on the nose. IDK. Fun seeing the gacha crowd get THE FACTORY MUST GROWpilled
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Notes from a Tournament of Delicacies by aceofspace13 for sphilia
Fandoms: Fallen London | Echo Bazaar
20 Dec 2025
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The Gazette has been granted exclusive access to the winning recipes used in the Tournament of Delicacies. We have reprinted them here, along with the judges’ notes, for your reading pleasure. However, we strongly advise against attempting them at home.
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Or, Mr Apples hosts a baking competition in four rounds, themed around London’s seasonal delights. Here are the winning recipes from each round! -
Cells at Work: Realisations by Corvus_Albus
Fandoms: はたらく細胞 | Hataraku Saibou | Cells at Work! (Manga), はたらく細胞 | Hataraku Saibou | Cells at Work! (Anime)
18 Aug 2020
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In the human body even daily work can be life-threatening. Faced with dangerous incidents once again, among them Malaria, a disease caused by a red blood cell destroying parasite, both AE 3803 and U-1146 finally begin to grasp something about their relationship.
The other neutrophils, U-4989 especially, have noticed this too and are eager to help them along...Series
- Part 1 of Realisations
Bookmarked by General_Urist
03 Nov 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
A rare romance I find interesting, and written with enough medical knowledge to capture the Cells at Work energy.
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A Comparison of the Composition of Asteroids and Dinosaurs: Towards A Better Understanding of Major Extinction Events by denisbloodnok, molybdomantic for Rosencrantz
Fandoms: Research Institute (Lego)
24 Dec 2014
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The latest research paper from the Lego Research Institute.
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Bookmarked by General_Urist
23 Sep 2025
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SCIENCE! Lego edition. Captures the fun and self-awareness of LEGO as I love it most!
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Upon seeing the Joker trying to hold a four year old hostage in Gotham Mall, Bruce does the logical thing. Which is to beat the shit out of him.
In public, out of costume.
Gotham reacts.
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- Part 1 of In which there is Social Media
- Part 7 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
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Bookmarked by General_Urist
03 Aug 2025