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In the midst of a situationship with Malfoy, Hermione arrives at the Auror office wearing a cute little skirt and BITE ME written on her tights across her arsecheek. When a furiously jealous Draco finds out she’s about to go on a date, he keeps her from the other wizard in the most persuasive way he knows how.
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30 Apr 2026
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In third year, Hermione Granger punches Draco Malfoy.
He retaliates by stealing her first kiss.
Somehow it doesn't end there.
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30 Apr 2026
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After months of pining for Hermione, Draco has given up on ever getting a chance with the witch. Until she sits on his lap in the middle of a poker game. Wearing a short dress and no underwear. And rides his thigh.
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16 Apr 2026
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Adventures in Time Traveler Babysitting by MaybeTomorrowSatan
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jan 2026
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Draco Malfoy just wanted to finish his 8th year in peace but Granger is up to something again and now he’s stuck holding a young child's sticky hand instead of finishing his charms essay. The little girl is cute, he could admit that, with curly brown hair and a suspicious resemblance to a certain witch he knows, she’s oddly adorable even if her babbling about the future doesn't make any sense.
Who exactly is this girl? How does she recognize Pansy and Theo? But far more importantly to Draco, why does she keep calling him, ‘Scorp’?
Fucking, Granger…
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25 Mar 2026
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PODFIC: Marriage, Murder, and other Misfortunes by TheSulkingSlytherin
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Oct 2025
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Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the wizarding world is what you might call “a godsdamned mess.” The population is dwindling, the economy is suffering, and Hermione Granger has decided to pursue an arranged marriage—but only so she can be nominated to the antiquated Wizengamot, of course. After all, the Wizengamot is ignoring the world’s problems, and Hermione is determined to fix them. Granted, she never expected to be matched with Draco sodding Malfoy—the newest DMLE consultant who wears his Azkaban tattoos as proudly as his childhood sneer. But admittedly, between the turbulence of her farcical relationship, corrupt politicians, and a serial killer on the loose, nothing in Hermione’s life is going according to plan. Maybe hate sex with her husband will help?
You guys go show Spookycooky some love for sharing this wonderful fic with us.
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22 Mar 2026