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    Beauregard Swan’s move to Forks, a small, perpetually rainy town in Washington, could have been the most boring move he ever made. But once he meets the mysterious and alluring Edward Cullen, Beauregard's life takes a thrilling and terrifying turn. Up until now, Edward has managed to keep his vampire identity a secret in the small community he lives in, but now nobody is safe, especially Beauregard, the person Edward holds most dear. The lovers find themselves balanced precariously on the point of a knife-between desire and danger.

    A rewrite of Stephanie Meyer’s Twilight combining the original text, the gender-flipped Life & Death: Twilight Reimagined, and some rewriting to create a version of Twilight about Beau Swan and Edward Cullen. That's right. Gay Twilight.

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    13 Mar 2026

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    What if Jacob shifted before Bella ever returned to Forks? And what if when Jacob imprints, it's on someone who should be his enemy, and should boil his blood and burn his every sense but instead soothes the perptual incalescence in his skin brings a peace he's never known?

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    Two people who should have never fallen in love can't help the magnetic pull to each other and total madness ensues.

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    08 Mar 2026

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    Originally written as a TwiKink Fest entry. A Priest in training. An all-boys, Catholic school. An of-age student.

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    05 Mar 2026

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    Life sucked for Elias. He was always the good guy and yet, nothing went his way. No girlfriend, no life. But then his sixteen-year-old niece randomly knocks on his door having run away from home. He decides to teach her the "ways of the world". Everything comes with a price. At least, in her case. In his, well, opportunity knocked on his door. He wasn't going to let it slip by. Why not explore his own fantasies? No one knows where she went. No one expected her to come to him.

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    08 Jan 2026

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    Alana and Roger Hopper embark on a father-daughter cruise to work on their shaky relationship, only to find out the trip goes way beyond wellness seminars and trust-building exercises. Surrounded by incestuous desire on all sides, they struggle to keep their connection pure, especially as they learn the stories of their fellow passengers.

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    30 Dec 2025