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Once Upon A Time in Qinghe by paranoid_fridge
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Feb 2019
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Nie MingJue wakes up. And that doesn't make sense, because he knows he died.
Aka: After everything is said and done, Nie MingJue gets brought back Wei WuXian-style and tries to figure out just what on earth happened in the meantime. In the process he also reunites with his brother, drags Lan XiChen out of seclusion, becomes drinking buddies with Wei WuXian, learns about Jin GuangYao's downfall, meets the next generation, and features (not always intentionally) in a number of reconciliations.
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I’m not the father! I swear! by Fairygirl34
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Jul 2020
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CRACK TREATED SERIOUSLY!
Everything was normal and fine while studying at Gusu. Wei Wuxian was being his troublemaking self when one day everything changes for the worst.
He’s become a father.
But he’s still a virgin! Honest!
And no one believes that this cute and innocent baby isn’t his! Even his dear shije and the rest of his adoptive family don’t believe him!!
How is he, a sixteen year old boy, going to copper with this new heavy responsibility being thrusted upon him!?
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hamster of lucky sevens by Anonymous for moonsteps
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jun 2020
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“Today,” Hua Cheng announces, barging into He Xuan’s disaster of a room, really another realm fit for Eldritch monsters with the way his eyes refuse to focus entirely in the glow of He Xuan’s four million black-shaded lamps, “gege kissed me. On the cheeks. Both of them. Are you listening?”
“I could’ve been masturbating,” says He Xuan.
“Your dick is small enough that I wouldn’t notice, I’m sure. Like jacking off a little peanut.”
“You—”
Pretending to date Xie Lian is a lot like gambling. Roll on, slot machine. Roll on.
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Once upon a time, there was a kingdom by the name of Xian Le. This country was renowned for its four treasures – delicate beauties, thriving literary arts, glimmering jewels, and of course…
His Royal Highness the Crown Prince.
You see, there is a famous trial in Xian Le. On the night of his 16th birthday, Xie Lian would be free to wed. "Pass all three trials, and the crown is yours!" Sounds simple, right? Suitors from across the country flocked to the Royal Capital, eager to try their luck in courting the elusive prince. But alas, the spot next to the Crown Prince continued to remain empty a decade later.
Exultant praises of the Crown Prince's beauty soon morphed into muttered scepticism. Maybe... there’s something wrong with the Crown Prince? Is he ugly? Disfigured? Unlovable? Or maybe, the challenges were truly too difficult.
The day of summer solstice, a mysterious figure appears. "My name is Crimson Rain Sought Flower," the masked man announces, "and I'm here to ask for the Crown Prince's hand in marriage."
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