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I can’t handle it anymore. Him. Baz. It’s been absolute torture. He’s driving me fucking insane.
He’s so cute.
Like tooth rottingly, heart stoppingly cute. It’s a lot to take in on a regular day. But these past few days have been a proper test on my nerves.
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She’s probably looking for him right now. As I pick up the shattered pieces of my heart off the forest floor. She’ll approach him, acting shy and sweet. He’ll quirk a perfect eyebrow at her and she’ll swoon. How could she not? He probably practices it in the mirror. Twat.
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It was supposed to be a simple enough evening. A work event - amuse bouche, champagne flutes, schmoozing. Easy enough, dreadfully boorish, but easy. Until of course I made the truly erroneous decision to invite along one Simon Snow.
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I assess the storm in his face, looking for that incremental change in his expression. A sliver of clarity in his eyes, a pull at the corner of his mouth. And I release. Lean back. Relax. He really has been such a good boy lately.
“Go on, then.” And he does.
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On the last Friday of every month, we go on a date. A proper date. Baz chooses a ridiculous restaurant with candles and white tablecloths and an ungodly amount of cutlery. Baz dresses me up and I have to behave.
So, that’s his end of the deal. My end of the deal is much more fun. My end of the deal is that when we get home, we get to destroy the suits. And the flat. And each other.
My end of the deal is, if Baz gets to pick dinner, then I get to pick dessert.
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if you love me right, then who knows? by steddieas_shegoes
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
15 Mar 2025
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Steve knows better than to be seen with Eddie in public. Word will get back to his parents and he’ll be shipped off to a cousin’s house or some university states away that he wouldn’t have gotten into without bribery involved.
He only sees him late at night, at his trailer or in the woods, and he makes sure his car is hidden or parked a good distance away.
He gets fucked good.
Eddie knows every button to push, every word to say, every name that gets under his skin.
Well, except for one thing. One thing Steve would never tell him about.
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19 Mar 2025
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“You think this is me taking you apart?” Eddie asks. He lets go of Steve’s hair and plants a hand in the center of his chest, then gives him a shove toward the bed. “That’s adorable, Steve. Seriously.”
(or, steve and eddie have life-affirmingly good sex)
aka my Consent Is Sexy manifesto
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22 Jul 2024
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Stevie Harrington is having a bad day until she isn’t.
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- Part 1 of girlskin
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13 Jan 2024
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How a one night stand turned into two, which somehow - impossibly - turned into... something more.
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13 Jun 2023
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i know heaven's a thing / i go there when you touch me by babyleo (killerleo)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
30 May 2023
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Eddie was going to fucking kill Robin.
No, not just kill. Psychologically torture for at least five years in the most annoying ways possible. Moving all her shit three inches to the left. Gaslighting her into thinking she was shrinking. Fucking, dying her hair orange. Or something.
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Or, Eddie and Steve hook up at a party
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05 Jun 2023