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    "Okay," he said, voice steady now. "If that's really how you feel—then I need you to promise me something."

     

    Nolan didn't hesitate. "Of course, son. Anything."

     

    Mark's expression hardened, his eyes going cold in a way that made Nolan's breath catch.

     

    "Promise me," he said slowly, "right now... that you'll denounce Viltrum. That you'll reject them—for Earth. For us."

     

    There was a beat of silence. A single second that stretched on like eternity.

     

    Nolan's eyes widened.

     

    "...What?"

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    19 Apr 2026

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    His head pounded, yet did not, ached yet felt far away, contradictions not bearing any weight, the impossible weight of being no one and everyone at once, one and two, 75 and 2000, of having lived and not lived, of existing in a way that made no sense at all.
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    Memories, memories, memories-

    He punches his cheek, oh it ached, sweet sweet burn tapering into a dull sharp thing.

    He cupped his cheek, index passing over his upper-lip-

    "A moustache ?" he murmured voice full of wonder.

     

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    A old man wakes up as Omni-man, barely an idea of the world he ended up in and with two thousand years of memories serving the Viltrumite empire, of no memory of the last decade -decades?- He, Nolan, spend on earth.

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    18 Apr 2026

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    Dying and waking up as a half-breed Viltrumite is- alright, kinda wild. You'll give it that. Love the powers, not so keen on the failing empire with frankly, not the best planning skills.

    And the wanton murder and conquering. Also...bad.

    So clearly the answer is to fake your death, join Team Earth, and give the main character of your favourite comic some time to adjust to another Viltrumite being around, before you get all stategic and shit.

    He definitely won't do something stupid like abscond from the planet to save alien bugs. Definitely won't leave you to become a PR nightmare of a superhero in his absence, and stir the pot of your brand of crazy with the lack of satisfying action.

    Yuuuup.

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    18 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 66

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    Ranma wakes up one day to find himself -not- at the Tendo Dojo, having instead been thrown into another world where he has an intact family, a mellow father, a real mom, and siblings, the only question is how much of this new universe's challenges can he stomach while trying to get home to the world he remembers, the world where he's the best martial artist there is, the world where all his friends know who he is?

    And, at the same time, someone -else- wakes up in the Tendo Dojo, equally confused, and trying just as hard to find their way home.

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    15 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 70

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    Ethan Winters is dead. He died protecting his daughter, and nothing can take that from him.

    At least, not while he's awake to stop it.
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    Ethan has been more mycete than man for a long time. Its about time he acts like it.
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    Ethan in the heart of Umbrella's reign becomes a problem for everyone.

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    16 Mar 2026