Incoherent_noises
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- Warhammer 40.000 (1)
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I doubt anyone will actually read any of this, but to that one person, hello and thank you! I'm terrified to post this, but it's been sitting on my computer for too long, so here we go. And I'm so sorry about the laundry list of tags!
The 22nd Centralian Dingoes, the bastard sons of the Imperium tasked with the dirty work the more reputable guard units wouldn't think to dirty their hands with. Gangers, laborours, and prisoners plucked from the mines, manufactorums, and underhives slums from the arid worlds of Centralia Binary. The unforgiving land breeds hearty men and women capable of withstanding almost anything. Their unusual doggedness has been watched by the Ordo Hereticus, and now they've been pulled into the fold by two Inquisitors.
These loosely tied together strings of smut and plot revolve around my homebrew (mostly canon compliant) guardsmen regiment (grimdark scifi Australia). It mostly focuses on three relationships; Vance Neems- former hive ganger, and Rolf Moranis- offworld medic sent to help. Eli Rowan- alcoholic bastard, and Asher Hask- former bushranger outlaw and stim addict. And lastly Iris "Harland" Kincaid- your typically dogmatic Colonel Commissar, and Alexis Mazur- his bratty adjutant.
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One thing that Inquisitor Evander Redgrave does to unwind is that he hosts "parties". This time Silvan is an unwitting center of it.
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- Part 22 of ✮Kinkuary 2026✮
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16 Apr 2026
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Hypo(thermic, dermic) by chaoskiddeer
Fandoms: Gaunt's Ghosts - Dan Abnett, Warhammer 40.000
10 Mar 2026
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No one comes to rescue Rawne and Gaunt after they're stranded on the frozen ocean of Typhon 8. When Gaunt gets hypothermia, it's up to Rawne to find shelter and ensure their survival. He's willing to go to any length to do it. No one is allowed to kill Gaunt but him, after all.
More importantly, it's a rare opportunity to see Gaunt vulnerable, and Rawne won't waste it: he desperately wants to tear down Gaunt's perfect facade. But it turns out Rawne has a few vulnerabilities of his own, and Gaunt knows all about them...
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14 Mar 2026
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the morning light is turning blue (the feeling is bizarre) by secretly_a_savior
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
09 Apr 2026
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“I know.” Leon breathed. “I know. There’s something wrong with me. You- I think you know what it is. You have to help me.”
Chris dropped the phone, the receiver catching on its coiled line and slamming into the wall. The sound made Leon flinch.
“You have no idea what you’re talking about.” Chris let out. “You’re in shock.”
Leon heaved himself backwards with great effort, leaning backwards in the chair instead of forward. He revealed the only clean part of his body- his neck.--
In 1977, Chris Redfield was exposed to an experimental Umbrella pathogen that turned him into a creature of myth. In 1999, he's living in Raccoon City, a Police Lieutenant in the prestigious STARS program, and assigned to train a rookie with a penchant for the occult and a loud mouth.
(RPD/Vampire AU.)
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12 Mar 2026
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He needed that warmth that was radiating off touching Marcus like he needed to breathe. He had to get him closer, to touch more of him. He needed to grab him and pull him as close as he possibly could and…
And what?
Carlos absolutely fucking needed Marcus.
He was going to do something outrageously stupid, wasn’t he?
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What happens when Carlos gets drunk and looks at Marcus a little too long.Bookmarked by Incoherent_noises
06 Mar 2026
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Bad decisions can look like anything, John supposes. Even an ex-tanker from Arkansas.
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04 Feb 2026