Ineffable_Idiot



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    Crowley is pushing forty, recently divorced, and ready to blaze the West Coast Trail in three days.

    The universe has other plans.

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    “The text is right here, I sent it last—“
    Crowley’s heart dropped. Fuck.
    “I’m gonna call you back,” Crowley said, Anathema only managing a, “Crowley what’s—“ before he hung up on her.
    He had indeed sent the text, but not to Anathema.
    Shit shit shit shit.

    Crowley threw his phone back onto the bed and took a step back. Jesus, how drunk had he been?
    Hesitantly, Crowley picked the phone back up and stared at it. Of all the people he could’ve sent that text to, of course it had to have been to Aziraphale.
    Crowley’s face grew hot with embarrassment as the realisation hit that not only had he sent it to Aziraphale, but Aziraphale had replied.

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    16 Jan 2026

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    After accidentally stumbling into another world, Anthony J. Crowley has been blessed with an incredible ability! The power of Online Shopping right at his fingertips! Best of all, he doesn't need Wi-Fi! Realizing this kind of power could get him into a whole mess of trouble if anyone finds out, he needs to travel to the next kingdom!
    But, before he can reach the Kingdom's borders he comes across a very hungry fenrir named Aziraphale. After feeding the S-rank monster, Aziraphale offers to be his familair. Not wanting to turn down a powerful being like Aziraphale, Anthony accepts!
    A whole whirlwind of adventures, new friends, great food, and possibly love await this unusual duo!

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    15 Jan 2026

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    Christmas at Genesis Management Ltd is usually a soulless affair — no decorations, no fun novelty jumpers — but this year, they take part in a Secret Santa. But when Aziraphale pulled out that name, he was bitterly disappointed.

    ❄️ Written by me for the Good Omens Winter Bang ❄️
    ❄️ Art by the incredible AlwaysTuesday ❄️

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    27 Dec 2025