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    Crowley religiously listens to Guardian_of_Eden's sensual podfics while teasing the bookseller Aziraphale every day. What he doesn't know is that Aziraphale is Guardian_of_Eden... and that he's addicted to Snake_of_Eden's fanfics - Crowley's own pseudonym.

     

    Between passionate comments, hours of discussion, and mutual help, they become inseparable online. When Aziraphale illustrates Snake's fanfics and they get invited to the London Comic Con together, the long-awaited meeting approaches... and with it, the explosive revelation of their secret identities.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,565
    Chapters:
    9/20
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    879
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    Aziraphale suggests to his obnoxious brother Gabriel that he is married to Crowley, who is actually his best friend.

    Gabriel informs their parents, and the wealthy family decides to celebrate the event on one of their many boats; he invites Aziraphale and his husband for a two-week cruise.

    Aziraphale and Crowley now have to come up with a story in 10 days and support this family for 2 weeks.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,339
    Chapters:
    1/4
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    161
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    After Aziraphale goes to Heaven, Crowley is left desolate and angry. The demon drowns his grief in alcohol and avoids sleeping to escape dreams. The Angel appears in his dreams, which lead to risky secret encounters on Earth. Both Heaven and Hell set traps for them. How are they going to come together to cope?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,344
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    399
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    Six months after their break-up, Crowley, depressed and consumed by guilt, infiltrates Paradise and finds Aziraphale tortured and broken in his cell. Faced with the Metrotron in Paradise, Aziraphale publicly declares his love for Crowley and openly rebels. United, they confront their enemies.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,906
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    594
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    The family celebrates the New Year.
    At midnight, stolen kisses, giant hugs, and Crowley and Aziraphale kissing as they thank the year for all the extra memories of love, laughter, and family.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    544
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    55
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    At the Christmas market, a stranger lashes out at Aziraphale with harsh words.
    Crowley arrives like a protective demon, the children defend their dad ith adorable ferocity
    Aziraphale, true to himself, calmly forgives... and everyone sees the angel he is

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    699
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    93
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    December 28, round 2 of putting away the decorations, the balls.
    Aziraphale wants to do it "delicately," Crowley is already grumbling, the kids are throwing baubles like balls.

    Putting away the decorations has never been so funny, so loud, and so full of love.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    560
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    49
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    December 28th, operation "we take down the Christmas decorations"
    Aziraphale climbs on the stepladder, Crowley holds it (and grumbles), the children pull on the garlands.
    Result, a living room transformed into an electric battlefield.

    putting away the Christmas decorations becomes the funniest and most tender adventure of the year.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    572
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    41
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    December 25, late afternoon.
    Crowley, runs the kitchen like a grumpy general.
    Aziraphale and the children help (more or less): flying potatoes, heart-shaped carrots, overflowing sauce, grumbling.
    Between culinary chaos, teasing, and sparkling champagne, Christmas dinner becomes the loudest and most perfect of the year.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    631
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    48
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    The children wake up the house by screaming that Santa has come.
    Crowley, a morning zombie, takes care of the toast... and turns the kitchen into a battlefield: burnt toast, jam everyplace, legendary grumbling.
    But when Aziraphale comes down and the family opens the gifts together

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    617
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    46
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    Christmas show at school, Adam plays Joseph with a cotton beard and a wooden sword, Warlock is the angel Gabriel with a trumpet that makes farting noises.
    The improvised lines and wacky props have the audience in stitches.
    Crowley and Aziraphale, in the front row, go from hysteria to absolute pride their boys are the absolute stars of the most chaotic and adorable nursery in history.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    666
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    61
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    1 AM, after the gift exchange.
    A comet streaks across the dark sky above the cottage.
    Crowley and Aziraphale, intertwined on the rug, watch it pass.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    555
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    64
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    Summary

    Continuation of "Midnight."
    Crowley opens the album given by Aziraphale and delves into twenty-five years of memories.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,484
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    62
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    Cuddled on the couch, Aziraphale and Crowley wait for the twelfth stroke, a kiss, a whispered "Merry Christmas," and the exchange of gifts. Tears, laughter, and the revelation that they had exactly the same idea, carrying their love story from friendship to family against their hearts forever.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    731
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    85
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    A rainy December evening: the children decide to build a giant fort with all the blankets in the house.
    Crowley grumbles for the sake of it but ends up helping.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    680
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    51
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    First snow of December.
    The flakes fall like white miracles, the children scream with excitement, Aziraphale looks at the sky with eyes shining with pure wonder.
    Crowley, touched by this vision

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    838
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    55
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    Aziraphale proudly enters the living room in a one-piece reindeer pyjama.
    Crowley bursts out laughing, the children scream with joy, and the evening turns into a festival of teasing.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    716
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    19
    Hits:
    68
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    Aziraphale hates Christmas crackers.
    Crowley, go on a secret mission and make personalised crackers for Azi

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    703
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    67
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    A simple walk in the snow turns into an adventure when the children spot a sign for "Sleigh Ride."
    Aziraphale immediately agrees, Crowley grumbles but ends up loving the magical sleigh ride.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    740
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    56
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    Aziraphale turned the cottage into a kiss trap: mistletoe hidden everywhere.
    Every time Crowley "accidentally" passes under it, it's a stolen kiss, tender or teasing.
    The children grumble, the parents have a blast, and Christmas becomes a giant mistletoe hunt filled with laughter, hugs, and ineffable love.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    705
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    22
    Hits:
    84

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