Ineffable_Shadow



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  1. Summary

    Crowley religiously listens to Guardian_of_Eden's sensual podfics while teasing the bookseller Aziraphale every day. What he doesn't know is that Aziraphale is Guardian_of_Eden... and that he's addicted to Snake_of_Eden's fanfics - Crowley's own pseudonym.

     

    Between passionate comments, hours of discussion, and mutual help, they become inseparable online. When Aziraphale illustrates Snake's fanfics and they get invited to the London Comic Con together, the long-awaited meeting approaches... and with it, the explosive revelation of their secret identities.

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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    Settled into their retirement in the South Downs, Crowley and Aziraphale find themselves drawn to a new kind of miracle; the creation of life. This story follows their journey through trying to conceive, carrying a child and then birth, exploring the deeper emotional connection and turmoil this brings.

    Written for my friend Calli, for the Good Omens After Dark 2025 Pride Exchange.

    Thank you to my beta Xenanigans.

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    06 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    Dick magnet and astrophysicist Anthony J. Crowley has his life all figured out: success in his field, an endless supply of meaningless one-night-stands to fulfill his sexual needs, and Aziraphale Fell – his best friend of twenty-years, only failed-hook-up-in-his-record and favourite person on every known planet – for everything else.
    Sure, he’s got his Dark Days like everyone else, and he can’t say “I love you” to anyone that isn’t an animal, and sometimes he feels like there could be more to life than constantly skimming the surface of things, but all in all he’s happy with what he has.
    That is until Aziraphale comes back from Scotland and announces out of the blue that he’s engaged to be married and asks Crowley to be his best man slash maid of honour.

    Among traitorous kilts, feral godmothers, angelic baby goats, and unnervingly perfect fiancés, the very real prospect of Aziraphale’s happiness not including him forces Crowley to reckon with some pretty hard truths he’s been ignoring all his life.
    Will he go along with the wedding and carry out his duties as MOH? Or is he brave enough to go after Aziraphale and show him that their happiness is one and the same? And what if it’s too little too late?

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    02 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    It's Christmas at the Maldives, everyone.
    (Well, it's a ten day Christmas wedding extravaganza at the Maldives.)
    (Erm, well, it's the wedding of Aziraphale's brother, the homophobic bully who saw the light, and it would be just so embarrassing to show up without a date. Thankfully, Crowley is a lovely, lovely friend. This is what friends do, isn't it? No fuzzy feelings involved whatsoever.)
    Pack your sun cream and your Christmas spirit, and get ready to party!
    (Well. Remember to avoid the zumba class at all costs. And don't get your feelings in the mix. Piece of cake.)

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    18 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 18

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    Aziraphale is cumming coming home for Christmas. He isn’t looking for love when he returns to Michigan to visit his family for the first time in twenty-five years, but it wouldn’t hurt to find a little inspiration for his next novel. Everyone else, however, is dying to set him up. There’s the handsome man at the tree farm, and the attractive guy walking his dog. Then there are the rumors that a dark stranger has come to town to shut down the factory and put everyone out of work. If this were a Hallmark movie, Aziraphale knows exactly who he’d fall for.

    But this is no Hallmark movie. Aziraphale prefers his love stories with a lot more sex.

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    14 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 2

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    Aziraphale and Crowley are assigned to be at a birth in Bethlehem, but time gets away from them. How will they cover up their mistake?

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    23 Dec 2025