ItsNotLachlanIsIt
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“There’s no way you want me as much as I want you.”
Eddie scoffs. “Try me.”
“I want to, like, hold onto your ankles and never let go.”
Without missing a beat, Eddie offers: “I want to handcuff myself to you so that you can never go anywhere without me.”
Or, Buck worries about wanting too much. Eddie literally and metaphorically scoffs in his face.
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“Remember that I love you, okay?” he whispers his lips grazing against Buck's ear as his hands roam the large expanse of Buck's chest, covered by the apron. He presses his hips into Buck's ass, shoving him into the kitchen counter earning a yelp.
“Because I’m about to fuck you like I don’t." Buck shivers
or the one where Eddie comes home angry from a shift and takes it out on (an enthusiastic) Buck
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Eddie Diaz versus Apple's One-Year Limited Warranty by buckasagirl, eatingmarbles
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
12 Oct 2025
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“Buck?” Ravi asks, leaning in closer.
“Yeah?” Buck, the human man, replies.
“No, Buck,” Hen grabs the photo from Chim’s hand and holds it out for everyone to see.
Buck, the 1.5x2” passport photo from 2019, stares back at them.
“Oh damn.”
Eddie smiles, he’s glad Buck isn’t too freaked out by it.
(Buck is freaking out. The only people who have seen this photo, to his knowledge, are the post office employee that took it, and whatever person who approved it in the Department of State. Not even a TSA agent. He hasn’t gotten the chance to use it.)
Or, Eddie breaks his phone, reveals the photo he's kept of Buck inside the case for years, and suddenly everyone starts giving him their own photos. Buck is only a little bothered by it.
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- Part 2 of Eddie Diaz versus... (oneshots)
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Tell Me It's Okay to Be Happy Now (Because I'm Happy Now) by carpediaz
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
23 Sep 2024
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Eddie keeps messaging. They keep hooking up. Eddie keeps choosing Buck, even though he could easily have anyone he wanted – and Buck knew well the kinds of people who were on Tinder (and Grindr, and Hinge, and what-the-fuck-ever). There are dozens of guys who would sell their mother for a night (an hour, a blow job in a dirty bathroom stall, a hand job on a crowded dancefloor) with Eddie. But Eddie keeps choosing Buck. And each time he does Buck knows it will be worse when Eddie decides he’s had enough.
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The one where Buck 1.0 meets Eddie on a dating app.
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- Part 1 of Buck 1.0
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so make the best of this test (and don't ask why) by teenytinytomlinson
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
17 Feb 2025
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“So we’re into dudes now?”
Eddie tries not to let the amusement show on his face as he watches this weird version of Buck size him up. It’s reminiscent of their first meeting. Buck had acted like a complete idiot (he’d thought it was because he was threatened, but years later Buck will now finally admit it was because he wanted to fuck Eddie so bad it made him stupid). He’s got that same bratty look and attitude now.
“We’ve always been into guys, you just haven’t realized it yet.” Buck (3.0? Or is it 4.0 now?) says. Eddie’s not sure what model they’ve upgraded to at this point, but that doesn’t matter. His Buck, current-Buck, husband-Buck is speaking.
“Are you gay?” 1.0—that’s what Eddie’s taken to calling him in his mind—asks, a disgruntled look on his face. He’s actually quite cute. Smaller and leaner than the Buck Eddie first met when he started at the 118, he kind of reminds Eddie of a puppy. “Because I’m sure I don’t have to tell you this,” he waggles his eyebrows obnoxiously. “I really like women.”
“Bi.” Buck (husband-Buck) corrects, he’s got his arms crossed over his chest, defensive.
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Buck 1.0 time travels to a future where he and Eddie are married—everyone is handling it well.
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- Part 1 of time-travel
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