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I Love You Man!! - A MaxNug One-Shot Collection by ItsaMePatches
Fandoms: Max Design Pro (Web Series)
15 Mar 2025
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A fun compilation of one-shot stories involving Max and Nug, ranging from the short, to the long, from general silliness, to maybe something gentle, and perhaps something else(?).
[Update 2/2/25: There's a new chapter 2 "Christmas Eve", and the 3 "It's Complicated" one-shot chapters have been moved to their own separate story page as a set]
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Dear Max,
I'm sorry I haven't responded to your messages, your letters, your calls, but I need some time alone.
I swear, it isn't you, it's me. Just me.
I have some things going on that won't go away until I deal with them, and I'm scared.
I'm scared of what could happen between us.
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Gimme a Slice of That Piece of Life - An MDP One-Shot Collection by ItsaMePatches
Fandoms: Max Design Pro (Web Series)
09 Nov 2024
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If one were to give a basic summary for this, they could say:
"A collection of one-shots, surrounding one folk at a time,"
but, there's a little more to it. Are all of these events connected? Is there any hidden meaning behind some or all of them?
...or they're just one-shot collections, and I'm trying to sound mysterious; however, that's basically what this is.
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Without hesitation, Bob blurted out, "B--but do you have any ideas? I hardly hear from you in the drawing room…"
Nezzer blinked, turning his head towards Bob. "Me? Let me see."
Bob watched Nezzer go quiet for a moment. His purple eyes focused to the table, narrowing. Now while Nezzer had given a hand in quite a few episodes, Bob came to the realization that the massive fellow beside him never completely "took the reigns" over an episode.
Maybe...this could be his first!
This would, indeed, be Nezzer's turn to shine, but along with that, a few more events would take place for him...and for Lunt.
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The videos keep coming, and the subscriber count is sure to increase -- that's how it has been for Max; however, upon being nearly 900 subs shy of of the astounding 10 million (and earning a Diamond Creator Award, of course), he comes to the realization that his birthday is 4 days away!
So with determination, Max is more than encouraged to hit the 10 million mark for his birthday.
Through all of the crunching for the views, likes, and subscribers, will this be a possible accomplishment, or will his pondering of why he does what he does, stress, and Nugget's sudden disappearance hurt him in the long run?
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Man, I'm Confused... by ItsaMePatches
Fandoms: Max Design Pro (Web Series), max design pro - Fandom
04 Oct 2024
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It's funny how one minute, you're just spending quality time with your friend, and then all of a sudden, it dawns upon you that, maybe...you like him more than "just" a friend.
For twenty-two year-old Max's case, he realized that he slowly developed romantic feelings for Nugget until the signs became visible as day. Now in a situation where Nugget is supposed to come by for a sleepover the following day, Max has to wonder how long he's going to keep these overflowing feelings hidden or if he should at all.
...man, he was confused.
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It was just an ordinary day for me at my job at Big Idea Studios, but then I met up with a man whom I've adored for as long as I could remember. I have to have him! But I also have feelings for another. What do?
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Once or twice a week, depending on Dandy's mood, the two of them would venture out for a night of fun, even though it drove Otto nuts; however, despite the headaches they cause, maybe they were worth it, that way he could spend time with Dandy outside of work.
On one particular night, things go a bit differently between the scientist and his assistant.
His chest hurt so much, and it wouldn't stop.
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The Neighbor Called Ganondorf by ItsaMePatches
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass, The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
23 Aug 2023
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“…”
Standing at the end of the dock, staring ahead at the sunset, he lifted a hand and spread his fingers, allowing the wind to wisp through the openings.
The wind, it felt so..bittersweet, and Goddesses knew why that could’ve been, because Ganondorf had yet to figure out why the faint sensation of air playing with his hair, his jacket, and even his shirt’s collar, gave him déjà vu. Had he wanted to feel such a cool, caring sensation before? But why? Ever since he arrived to this village to live out his life independently, he’s been coming out here or the beach to feel the wind.
The wind continued to play with Ganondorf’s hand, even as he felt himself mumble, “I coveted the wind, I suppose.”-
In a little village with a population around 30 people or so, it's quite easy to spot a new face in Outset, and the latest addition is no exception. A man by the name of "Ganondorf" recently moved here, and slowly, Link and Linebeck realize that he isn't an ordinary man. Much to the annoyance and slight uneasiness of himself, Linebeck is assigned with getting to know the man better, and to see what he's truly like. Who is he? And why does he seem to enjoy Linebeck's company?
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All characters and events in this work are fictitious in nature(?)
Any resemblance to real synths, living or dead, is purely, *purely* coincidental.
You believe this disclaimer, don't you?#
We open up to a city of unknown origins. Some say, this place simply came to be, as if magic created this place and its people. The majority of the population consisted of humanoid beings who lean more with the likes of cyborgs, androids, robots, whatever you’d like to call them. The person who runs the city proclaimed to be a “queen”. This queen had a gentle tone in her voice, but gentle in everything else she wasn’t.
Her name was Lady Parsec, Queen of DELTREE. She was ethereal in appearance and a force to be reckoned with. And She was not alone when She took over. Parsec still required assistance from other sources. It was believed that there were at least a handful of beings who gave a hand in Her domination, whether or not they realized it.
This is their story. How much you want to believe of it is up to you, dear reader.
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An Obligatory Starship Genius Epilogue Story by ItsaMePatches
Fandoms: Ratboy's Kingdom (Web Series)
21 Nov 2022
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After the events of "Starship Genius" and "Little King John: The Flood".
It would’ve been nice to have met him at a more relaxed, less-life-threatening environment, but the Final Charge was to happen soon, and the yellow fella known as Ratboy Genius was aware he could only give the king enough time to recover from his sudden appearance from his world.
The last time Ratboy Genius saw the odd king, he was safely being carried off in a transparent bubble.
During the whole kerfuffle, Ratboy Genius’ mind must have played a trick or two on him – which wasn’t very nice, to be honest – because Ratboy could’ve sworn he saw Little King John steal a quick glance over his shoulder to see where he was.
Was...was Little King John worried about him?
He must’ve been imagining things, Ratboy was certain.
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[Combination of the VT LarryBoy episodes with the 2D animated cartoon series of LarryBoy]
Darn, LarryBoy might be long gone now because of this unexpected roadblock. Bob mentally sighed but decided not to express his disappointment to the cucumber. “Yeah, I’m gonna need a pick-me-up today.”
Larry cocked his head. “Is it gonna be a long day at the office?”
He didn’t want to confess to his employee outside of work about how that LarryBoy was doing something to him. Larry and Vicky already heard him ramble on about how he wanted photos of LarryBoy, that he wanted to know where the masked cucumber came from, why he became to be, and what…
…what the heck was with the plunger.
All Bob did was sigh and then give him a weak smile. “You can say that.”
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Now Playing: Bonnie Bound, Foxy Found - Old Version by ItsaMePatches
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
21 Aug 2022
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UPDATE 2023: I've come to the decision to remake this story, but rather than deleting the 2 chapters currently up, I will leave this version be and mark it as "complete". Please stay tuned to the new "Now Recording: Bonnie Bound, Foxy Found", coming (hopefully earlier than) November!
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Four years ago, Foxy went missing without a word - and seven months ago, Bonnie was allegedly decommissioned; however, less than a day ago, the two returned to Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex, not long after the arrival of a lone kid named Gregory.
And now, with the pizzaplex on temporary shut-down, Officer Vanessa on paid leave, and another bVnny out of commission herself, what is there to do for the human child, four performers, and two others who have been missing-in-action for quite some time?
Bonding, I guess?
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Sequel to "REC: Bonnie Bound", but it might be possible to read this without reading that one.
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Ye've Taken Me Hand, and Now Yer Comin' For Me Heart?! by ItsaMePatches
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
04 May 2022
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As though ripped straight from the pages of a mystery novel, we take a glimpse into the Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex on a stormy night to see what goes on with the A.I. beings (and the lone child, Gregory) living within.
On this night in particular, ol' Foxy will share a new epic tale which further delves into the adventures of Pirate Foxy and his friends (such as the bubbly Chicken of the Sea) and not-so-friends (that rapscallion known as Frederick Bähr). Tonight's tale will enchant him to the depths for the legendary Mother of Pearl; however, that pearl is heavily guarded by ferocious yet familiar alligator: Tick Tockle - the one who took his left hand long ago.
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"Forever Alone Foxy" and "Foxy Isn't In Security Breach" are Out; "Foxy Gets Love and So Will Everybody Else" and "No, I'm Putting Foxy In SB Anyway" are In! -
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Ka-zzt!
"So, uh, good news, guys...” he said with a slight chuckle, “I’m not dead, at least. In fact, I’m coming back with someone special. I’m recording this for you guys to check out since I know you’ll be bombarding me with question after question and I might, well, forget a couple of things whenever we get back to the Pizzaplex. Hold your horses for the next...eeh, I’d say, hour or so. Maybe longer. I’ve still got a couple of hours until I reach the spot where he’s at, but I’ll save you all from watching a boring drive and turn it back on once I’m close.”
Once more, Bonnie waved.
“See ya then.”
And then the camera went static.
-"Foxy doesn't exist in SB--"
Well he does now, landlubber.Series
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The world of Vocaloid is an odd one. Are these humanoid synthesizers simply vocal synthesizers with a human form, or is there something more to them? Within the world of simple, boring humans, these beings are shrugged off as “just instruments” and leave it as that; however, it is not the case, far from it, to be precise. Some are robots, others are humans who become cyborgs or androids, and there are a handful of supernatural beings such as aliens or monsters. A lot of them were created in a laboratory owned by a music or technologic and trained to function akin to a regular human. From there, they can live with other humanoid synthesizers such as them or on their own (with help until they know what they’re doing, of course).
On this day, two companies banded together in agreement with something new: they wanted their Vocaloids who were still work-in-process (WIP) to interact with each other as a mean for socialization instead of going with total strangers. It would be a little less awkward that way, they believed. Because they were both located within Europe, they chose a fine hotel suite in Italy for their experiment. Next, they chose their subjects: one male Vocaloid from the English company, and a duo from Spain. -
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As the start of a new month begins, the cast and crew continue on, doing their own activities with each passing day; however, a question lingers over some of their head:
"When will we do the next episode?"
Two of the ones wondering are, of course, Bob and Larry. And as it draws near to a special day, the answer is finally revealed.
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[ Cider stopped. That wasn’t him in the photo, that was—
“Otto,” he broke his own moment of silence. “When was the last time I saw his ugly mug like this,” he mused, knitting his brows at the sight before, “the 80s?” His mouth stayed a straight line as he looked at the human man in the photo.
There was the side-profile of the five-foot four-inches tall Otto Mozer, sitting at a desk with a large open book while his tired eyes were shooting a glare at the camera with a small frown.
“Just by looking at this,” Cider said, “I can tell he’s probably telling me to shut up.”
Damn, just look at that messy mop hair. Those tired as hell eyes…
“As big of a pain in my side as he is nowadays,” he shifted the photograph a bit before lifting it high above his head, “I guess he wasn’t too bad back then.”
He paused.
Cider removed his shades to give the photo a much better look. “Hm, I don’t even think I remember when I took this.” ]
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Animal Crossing: Deserted-Island Package Extravaganza! by ItsaMePatches
Fandoms: どうぶつの森 | Animal Crossing Series
13 Dec 2021
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[ Coming to the airport only to be met with little to no passengers wandering about shouldn’t be a shock considering how it wasn’t a weekend, but still, the sight almost threw off the girl anyway as she made her way in, bag-less and luggage-less. Apparently, those weren’t necessary for this trip, which was odd since it wasn’t as if she was just going for a few hours and then return. No, this was a trip to another place. How long she would be there was anybody’s guess.
But hey, she needed this. ]
On a fine March afternoon, young Mari sets off on a getaway of a lifetime, guaranteed to be a whole new world to her for the better. Will this island package be the thing to free her from the every day life of stress and boredom? Let's give her, Canberra, and Snake a year and find out.
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The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass Retold by ItsaMePatches
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
03 Dec 2021
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3 years after starting their travel together, Link, Tetra, and her crew hear word of an apparent ghost ship wandering the seas and attacking local pirates and decide to go investigate; however, once entering the ominous vessel, Link and Tetra become separated in a flash! Now finding himself on an island without a clue about what to do, Link must find his way back to Tetra.
What the young teen doesn't know that getting to the ghost ship to reunite with his friend will be a difficult one. Time is running out!