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    Every Christmas, Severus Snape vanishes from Hogwarts like a man fleeing Azkaban. This year, the staff's curiosity finally snaps, and so does Severus's patience. His clipped, shocking declaration—"I spend the holidays with my husband"—leaves the Great Hall in stunned silence and a splattered mince pie.

    Domesticity, shared secrets, and the quiet intimacy of making orange flower sablés ensues later as Severus is finally together with his husband, Angellou Salazar Darki, who just want to give Severus the love he deserves. And so he do.

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    Severus Snape deserves love and his husband is more than willing to give to him.

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    Padding over to the entrance of the apartment, he squinted through the peephole. There was indeed someone in front of the door, but not anyone he knew – a young man around his age with combed-back hair and a flimsy moustache.

    Cracking open a slit just large enough to glance through, he asked with not too little suspicion in his voice, “Can I help you?”
    The stranger pulled a crooked smile. Jin felt his insides twist at the sight. An echo of…something reared its head in the back of his mind.

    “You can indeed."
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    Years after the nightmare seems to be over, Jin gets an unexpected late-night visit.

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    To say Kenjaku was having a bad day would be equivalent to saying that fire is a tad bit hot, or that the loss of the accumulation of multiple centuries' worth of wealth in a drunken mistake of a parlay stung just a bit; in other words, a complete and utter understatement of the true brevity of the situation. Now if only they could get this (dare they say rather handsome) interesting pink-haired (man) fool off their tail so they could get back to scheming the coming of the next age of sorcery that would be fantastic.

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    Magic will follow intent. He has been told that in every class, every year, since he first stepped foot in Hogwarts. No spell, no potion—nothing will work unless your intent is clear and your mind is focused. So he’s not really surprised to find himself here once again—on the precipice of highly improbable, though not impossible, magic.

    After all, he is “The Boy Who Lived.” So he’ll figure out a way to live through this like he always does, because Harry Potter always perseveres—even if he can’t be “Harry Potter” anymore, and it’s 1974, and Voldemort is at the height of his power, and Severus Snape has, weirdly enough, really pretty eyes.

    “Yeah,” Harry thought as he attempted to ignore that last bit his mind unhelpfully added on, “I can do this.”

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    Snape finds a red envelope at the bottom of his cauldron before class begins. Who put it there, how, and what does it say?

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