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You’ve never particularly liked the dark. It's always a little scary, not being able to see where you’re going. Honestly, you’re more afraid of hurting yourself in the dark than actually being in the dark. It stands to reason, then, that you’ve never really liked the idea of diving into caves either.
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When Tom Ryder picked the wrong guy to try and murder by AuthorofCelestial
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Fall Guy (2024)
25 May 2026
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Colt Seavers and his brother Ryland have escaped death at the hands of Tom Ryder and his goons. For now at least.
Now the world thinks they’re dead and that Colt is a murderer. He would really like to amend this, but his brother seems to be more concerned about his boss, and how she might react to him being dead.
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AKA, what if Ryder tried to kill Ryland and Colt without realizing that Ryland isn’t a schoolteacher anymore, but the second hand of world dictator Eva Stratt?Bookmarked by Ivorydoesstuff
26 May 2026
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Waves Can't Kill, They Crash by Kashy
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024)
01 May 2026
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Tom Ryder finally has Colt Seavers right where he needs him to be. The only thing that's left is getting him to give back his phone, with all the evidence on it.
He knows exactly who he needs to threaten to make sure he'll get what he wants.
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Colt and Ryland are twins, and no matter how hard Colt tried to keep him out of it, Ryland inevitably gets tangled up in his mess.
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26 May 2026
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buy one get one free by rockandrollinator
Fandoms: The Fall Guy (2024), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
28 May 2026
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“Nope–no you have to keep the pressure on that, Colt–” Jody grabbed his hand, guided it back upward, glancing over his shoulder to see what he was looking at.
There wasn’t anything of note behind him, just the pavement and a laughing couple stumbling their way around the corner.
Was he concussed?
“I’m not Colt,” Colt said, interrupting Jody’s thoughts. He cocked his head to the side, frowned, tried to lower his hand for the third time like he’d already forgotten what he was supposed to be doing. “I’m trying–I need to find Colt. M’not him.”
Oh, yeah, he was definitely fucking concussed.
(Ryland is concussed, Colt is framed for murder and concussed, and Jody is definitively lost in all the sauce because someone forgot to tell her that Colt has a twin brother.)
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- Part 1 of buy one get one free (no returns)
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26 May 2026
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Dopplegangers by IntrovertAtHome
Fandoms: The Fall Guy (2024), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
25 May 2026
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Colter and Ryland Grace are identical twins who get mistaken for each other quite often, sometimes on purpose and sometimes not
Here's 4 different times they had a case of mistaken identity
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- Part 1 of Coltland Twins AU Oneshots
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26 May 2026
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Amazing Grace, How Bright the Stars, That Saved a World Like Me! I Once Was Lost, in Endless Dark, Now Earth can Finally Breathe by Badger666
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, The Gray Man (2022), The Nice Guys (2016), The Fall Guy (2024), Lars and the Real Girl (2007)
28 May 2026
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“Let me ensure I understand correctly,” Yao counted slowly on his fingers.
“Your oldest brother is an alcoholic private detective.”
“Yeah.”
“Your second brother killed your abusive father.”
Grace nodded sleepily. “Self-defense mostly but yeah.”
“Your third brother is in a committed relationship with a sex doll.”
“Bianca is very nice
Yao continued as though he had not heard that.
“And your twin brother throws himself off buildings
Grace thought about it. A very long exhausted pause. “…Yeah that about sums it up.”
Silence again.
Stratt looked at Yao.
Yao looked at Stratt.
The realization passed silently between them with horrifying clarity.
So Grace—
This exhausted, socially awkward, disaster of a scientist currently clinging to Eva Stratt like a drowning kitten—
Was the normal one.
God help them all.
Stratt stared down at him for another second before one particular detail from earlier finally circled back around.
“You slept with Tom Ryder.”
Grace nodded against her shoulder.
“Mmhm.”
“The internationally famous actor.”
“Yep.”
“How?”
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26 May 2026