6 Works by JessJesstheBest in Superman - All Media Types
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House Calls by JessJesstheBest
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, House M.D.
19 Dec 2025
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"I'm sorry, Dr. House," Clark said. "I wouldn't be here if it wasn't an emergency. Trust me."
"Well if it was an emergency, he should have tried the emergency communicator."
"He did."
"Then he should have tried my phone."
"He did that, too. Twice."
"Did he?" House asked, fake shocked. "Oh, well then that must mean that I don't care about his emergency!"Or Batman needs Dr. House for a case.
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Pickle Bitch by JessJesstheBest
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
17 Dec 2025
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Brucie Wayne @brucewayneofficial ✔
This is how men speak to me
Or Bruce live-tweets his relationshipSeries
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Dairy Alternatives by JessJesstheBest
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman (Movie 2025)
13 Dec 2025
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"Jason Todd Wayne. You're the guy who writes about Superman, right?"
"Yeah," Clark said, answering Jason with a nervous chuckle. "Yeah, I've written a bit about Superman. Is that why you want me to write about you?"
"Oh no, I didn't know who you were when I called you over. My dad just thinks you're cute."Or Clark and Bruce meet at a community event and Jason is an absolute angel
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Harold, They're Lesbians by JessJesstheBest
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
11 Dec 2025
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"Wait, but Steph and Cass didn't tell us where their dates are," Clark said.
The various munching noises through the room halted immediately. Everyone turned to look at Clark.
"What's that, buddy?" Steph asked, in a brightly sinister way.
Clark laughed, seeming unsettled by the weird energy the room had taken on. "I mean come on, Steph, you started it. Teasing Bruce. So where's your date?"Or Clark thinks Steph and Cass are just gals being pals and is thoroughly roasted for it
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Something About Magnets by JessJesstheBest
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
09 Dec 2025
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"Kal…" Bruce started. Kal immediately looked at him, his ears going pink. He clearly wasn't used to Bruce using his name. "You don't live here, right? This is just your base?"
Kal blinked, opened his mouth, made a weird choking sound, and closed it again.
He looked away scratching the back of his neck. "Why, uh. Why would you think that?"Or Superman takes Batman to the fortress of solitude at the North Pole
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A Series of Unfortunate Holiday Headwear by JessJesstheBest
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025)
03 Dec 2025
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"What are you wearing?"
"Hm?" Superman looked up as if he could see the hat on his head. He probably could with how furry the trim was. Terrible for periphery surveillance. "This?"
Bruce grunted in a way that clearly meant 'obviously'.
"It's fun!" Superman answered. "It's Christmas!"
"It's December 10th."Or a look at what Christmas looked like when Superman and Batman first met vs what it looks like now.
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